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  1. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:04am UTC
    Format Credit: FaveFormats ♥

    Didaskaleinophobia;
    Fear of school
    Joccccccckeed. Format credit: FaveFormats. Format credit :faveformats

  2. Act4life33 Act4life33
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:04am UTC
    Am I the only one that has lost a friend to the popular kids?

  3. OliviaOhx OliviaOhx
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:47am UTC
    Type your name with your nose! and please keep it going!
    la5yem- haahaa lauren im cool!
    qao6sswaq- alyssa haha im rong
    aqloexaq- Alexa haha
    shannon- shannon 1rite
    janine- Janine :D
    swte3ph- steph haha
    nichole-nichole YESSSSS
    ash- ash:D
    kylee- kylee=)
    amber- =D
    caereloleyu- carley =0 OH NO!
    rachel- ha! own!
    wsop0yi8aq- Sophia! haha! I stink!
    dc045raqol9- im awesome!!! hah Coralie
    jqeer6-Maddy haha i suck
    emilt6-Emily roflshimpimp
    waedt4ri--Adri (I losee) hahaa.
    ghashbhb6y7- gabby :] im bad!
    frallonh-fallon I SUCK lol
    sasnmnmyhj- sammy(: .. yeshh i rockk
    kelaeryb- Kelsey/ woah :) (pinkypromise66)
    +er9hn-erin(:
    as n gv43343l, - Angel. I'm awesomee I knoww :] (pray4angels)
    courtn3y-Courtney(: (bambi159)
    sabrina~ Sabrina. and no i didn't cheat. I am just gifted like that. haha. (:
    chlooe3 ~ Haha,it's Chloe
    kqi65op7j -- kaitlyn<3 (glitterintheair)
    elizabety-- Elizabeth <3
    dejq --- It's Deja ;D
    emily---Emily! (; I did this in class, everyone was staring at me. x3
    sydney- its sydney! (dreamlivelove82)
    marie - marie :)) Yay!
    qopqjjq- Alanna...
    castrfiknjhaq-CATRINA Haha
    leah- leaqh (LOL I WAS CLOSE)
    lily- Lily, and I didn't cheat, I just have a lot of practice
    olivia- Olivia AAAAAAAAAH I DID IT :D

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:47am UTC
    Imagine if your
    mirror secretly took snapshots of you and posted them online..
    thebrokensmile's format

  5. Loverrxo3 Loverrxo3
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:47am UTC
    9 days until christmas..
    anyone not in the spirit yett?

  6. insert_foolish_idea_here insert_foolish_idea_here
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:20am UTC
    CONFESSION # 6
    i have never felt as safe as i do when i'm with chance.
    every like, I'll do a confession

  7. marrii3d2nj0nas marrii3d2nj0nas
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:20am UTC
    For Those Of You Who Dont Know What Witty Profiles is...
    "witty profiles is the internet's largest collection of famous quotes, poetry and funny status messages to put in your online profiles." stop with the hate quotes on other uers, stop with the fav quotes & stop jocking.
    that isn't witty profiles.

  8. coachgirl123 coachgirl123
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:26am UTC
    Never
    let the fear
    of striking out
    keep you from
    playing the game

  9. BrittanyJent BrittanyJent
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:26am UTC
    Dear Mom
    I just want to let you no....
    It's friday so if you dont hear from me at all & i dont answer your call's I'll be home sunday with maybe a slight hangover so dont bother me till monday so i can sleep sunday..

    Sincerly, almost every teenager that party's<3
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.

  10. Thelittlee80 Thelittlee80
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    *fav* and ill tell you what name sounds good with yours(; !
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. YUMMYhunny123 YUMMYhunny123
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:18am UTC
    Stupid Girls.
    -P!NK

  12. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    "Back in the day we
    didn't have internet..."
    Well thats just too bad for you...

  13. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List, Part Two.

    Meet Steve, and thank him for Witty. Be someones' Christmas present. Ride the Polar Express. Travel the
    world. Spend the whole day playing video games
    with him. Buy a beach house. Fall asleep on the beach.
    Have my 11:11 wish come true. Ride a motercycle.
    Pet a lion. Walk in a fashion show. Design my own
    outfit. Go to Paris. Ride a dolphin. Tip a cow. Learn sign
    language. Have a 1,000 followers on Witty. Sing with
    my favorite band. Go on a road trip. Be a Hollister model
    for a day. Steal a school bus for a day. Party in Las Vegas.
    Build a giant sand castle. Have abs.
    Smile non-stop for one whole year, and be grateful for life.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.

  14. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    SINGLE BELLS
    SINGLE BELLS
    SINGLE ALL THE WAY

  15. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    *Looking in the mirror*
    Fix hair,
    check teeth
    fix hair
    check butt
    fix hair
    side check
    suck in
    side check
    fix hair.
    *sighs* walks away.

  16. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    That Amazing Moment
    when you walk by a really hot guy & he tells his friend
    t h a t y o u ' r e h o t ♥

  17. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Catch Me if You Can
    Chapter 10
    I spotted Harry sitting on the wooden bench, as the ocean breeze blew his hair back efforlessly.
    I smoothed out my pair of white shorts and floral top.
    I snuck up on Harry, and ruffled his hair, as he flinched.
    He turned around with an amused smile as he saw me.
    "Hey, Colby." he grinned, shaking his hair back to perfection.
    I bit my lip. How could he be so perfect without trying?
    "Well, let's get straight to to point, Harry." I smiled. "What did you want to talk to me about?"
    Harry took in a deep breath, and started staring at the ground.
    "Look, there's something I've been meaning to tell-"
    "Hey! Is that Harry and Colby?" a voice hollered.
    Harry and I turned back in unison, spotting a perky red head with a shaggy blonde.
    Addison and Alex ran up to us, as they panted lightly.
    "Hey, you guys didn't tell us you were going to be at the beach today!" Addison accused, smiling angelically, though.
    "That's because I needed to tell Colby something." Harry muttered, shooting a glare at the two.
    Alex and Addison looked at each other, as their smiles dropped.
    They looked as if they knew what Harry wanted to tell me.
    And whatever it was, it wasn't something good.
    "Well, it's not a good time to talk now. We need to, uh, get hotdogs!" Alex piped in, plastering a fake smile on his face.
    I frowned, but Harry sighed beside me.
    "Let's go." he said under his breath, as we went sprinting off to the hotdog stand.
    As I ordered my own custom made hotdog, Harry and Addison sat off at a small table, whispering to each other.
    Since their backs were facing me, I decided to listen on their conversation.
    I knew it wasn't something nice to do, but I was curious.
    I hid behind a tall palm tree, as their voices got more audible.
    "You have to tell her one day." Addison whispered.
    "I will, but not now. I-I can't." Harry said.
    "Well, you can't keep something like this from her! You're such an idiot." Addison rolled her eyes, pushing Harry's shoulder, as he staggered over a little.
    I groaned. Keep what from me?!
    I couldn't listen anymore.
    I got my hotdog, as I proceeded over to their table, smiling.
    "Hey guys, do you want some of my hotdog?" I asked, holding up the weiner squished between a bun and drizzled with ketchup and mustard.
    Harry and Addison immediately stopped talking, as they shook their heads.
    "No, it's fine. I have my own." Addison quickly said, taking a large bite.
    I shrugged as Harry gave me a small smile.
    Almost a smile of pity.
    I smiled back, but much wider, before stuffing the hotdog down my throat.
    I hate this chapter. I'll post another one up later tonight :D

  18. Daazz007 Daazz007
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    WeN YuHh TyyPE lYk DiSs
    I want to smack you in the face with a dictionary
    :L

  19. dubesbabe06 dubesbabe06
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Today at Target,
    A little boy said to his dad, "daddy can you please stop hurting me? it really hurts!" The dad said, "well we dont get to pick our children do we? so shut the f**k up." Then the dad kicked him and he ran into my arms. He said "can you be my new mommy and daddy? my daddy hurts me!" I said "id love to but i dont think i can. dont worry hun things will get better." then i hugged him and told him to pick out whatever he wanted and id buy it for him. I started yelling at his dad and it turns out he really didnt know why he was doing that. He told me he would stop.
    I JUST SAVED A LIFE

  20. TayaElizabeth12 TayaElizabeth12
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    Almost Everyone
    Who gets a w i t t y becomes a d d i c t e d

:)

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