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XxraynexX

1. XxraynexX
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   December 2, 2008 2:02am UTC
   A.M. && P.M.
   2 of the most commnly used aconyms
   and no one knows what they stand for
   
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2. XxraynexX
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   December 2, 2008 1:59am UTC
   you know what i hate about deserts?
   they are all the same thing.
   a pie
   is a liquid cake
   a cake
   is a bunch of cup cakes put together
   a cupcake is a pretty muffin
   and muffins are ugly cupcake
   its all the same thing!
   
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3. XxraynexX
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   December 2, 2008 1:56am UTC
   how do you prove a peice of paper, is a lazy dog in three steps?
   1. a piece of paper is a ink-lined plane
   2. a inclined plane is a sloap up
   3. a slow pup is a lazy dog
   [[works better if you say it out loud]
   
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4. XxraynexX
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   December 2, 2008 1:55am UTC
   i bet you 10 thousand dollars
   that if Walt Disney rose from the dead
   and saw what disney had turned into
   he would probably kill himself the secound he got the chance to
   
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5. XxraynexX
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   December 2, 2008 1:51am UTC
   you know what i find halrious?
   that when you sign up for something online
   theres always that big contract thing you have to accept
   but no one ever actually reads them
   
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6. XxraynexX
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   December 2, 2008 1:50am UTC
   if you ever come across someone
   who says they will grant you 3 wishes
   if you help them
   screw it.
   if they are so magical
   they can help themselfs.
   
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7. XxraynexX
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   December 2, 2008 1:46am UTC
   when people say they want a super power
   they say the want to fly
   but its the lamaest super power there is.
   all it is
   is jumping up into the air , and missing the ground
   
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8. XxraynexX
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   December 2, 2008 1:35am UTC
   The Many Meanings of "LOL"
   -your boring
   -i dont care
   -you talk to much
   -i wonder what im haveing for dinner....
   - a sarcastic lovely
   -a way to get you to shut up
   -im not really paying attention or reading your texts
   -i dont want to pay a high texting bill, so i'll keep putting "lol"
   -what you just said makes windows seem smart
   and you realize, none of these are saying your funny are they?
   
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9. XxraynexX
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   December 2, 2008 1:30am UTC
   i was thinking the other day.
   lets just say for some reason you were stuck in a tube.
   it wouldn't be YouTube
   or Myspace
   but
   could it be...
   MYTUBE?
   
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10. XxraynexX
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    December 2, 2008 1:28am UTC
    i had a epiffiny the other day
    and its that theres always one person
    in every group of friends
    that no one likes,
    and for all of you who are saying there isnt
    YOU. ARE. THAT. PERSON.
    
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11. XxraynexX
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    December 2, 2008 1:26am UTC
    you know what i realized
    to get a mystical animal all you have to do is add wings
    a horse, becomes a peagusus
    a lion becomes a girffan
    and a hawk..
    BECOMES A DOUBLE HAWK!
    
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