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  1. annabananaaa11 annabananaaa11
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    I hate how on youtube they people say,
    "Like if you're watching this in 2011!"
    n o b i t c h ,
    I'm clearly watching this in 1500 b.c. on my iStone...
    -___-
    not mine

  2. alexis_xoxox alexis_xoxox
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 12:19pm UTC
    i f y o u c o u l d r e a d m y m i n d ,
    you'd be in tears♥.

  3. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Ok, listen. I love you so much; you mean everything to me and I'm so afraid of losing you. I'm always thinking of you and every time I hear your name, I get butterflies.
    Um, what...?
    Sorry, my cat stepped on my keyboard

  4. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:00pm UTC
    I wish I could
    choose my classmates every year..

  5. alexis_xoxox alexis_xoxox
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 12:29pm UTC
    boys who;
    hug you from behind. ♥

  6. BreeVee BreeVee
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 11:12am UTC
    that awkward moment
    when you realize the word "short" is longer than the word "long"

  7. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    format by; idance.
    Everytime you look at me,
    I look away.
    Everytime you look away,
    I look at you.

  8. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    That like a boss moment
    when you get the answer right and the smart kid doesn't..

  9. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 7:47am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    It's just as hard to be Ken as it is to be Barbie.
    -my brother.♥

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    i want to open a men's sexy underwear store
    and call it victor's secret.♥

  12. carissa975 carissa975
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    so many girls have had their kiss in the rain,
    but i had my kiss in the sunshine,&the very second our lips met, it began pouring.
    and the second we pulled away, it stopped.♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. lynnsweets143 lynnsweets143
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Does anyone else
    ('>')
    -( . )-
    ( . )
    think that^ that looks like a perfect snowman?♥
    nmf

  15. Hello_beautiful98 Hello_beautiful98
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    When writing the story of your life,
    don't let anyone else hold the pen.
    nmf

  16. dave franco* dave franco*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 8:27pm UTC
    a friend
    would ask your crush if he likes you
    a best friend
    would push you into him and scream "get some!" and run away

  17. amanda100 amanda100
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    ...you know you have a best friend when every word you say is an inside joke and you two are the ONLY ones laughing....


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. ABeautifulDisasterx3 ABeautifulDisasterx3
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    A man told a joke in front of a crowd.
    Everyone laughed at the joke.
    He then told the joke again.
    [This time, no one laughed at it.]
    The man then said,
    “That’s the funny thing
    about life
    why is it that you can’t laugh at the
    xsame joke twicex
    yet you can cry over the same thing again and again?”

  20. MadlyHappy MadlyHappy
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    Don't call me stupid, but who's Brandon Cyrus?

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