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XxZadmasXx

1. XxZadmasXx
   posted a quote
   May 21, 2012 11:36am UTC
   &Who else remembers. .
   Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?
   
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2. XxZadmasXx
   posted a quote
   May 11, 2012 5:03pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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3. XxZadmasXx
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2012 9:05pm UTC
   If you've ever been called
   "ugly",
   put this as your quote
   &
   whoever
   [♥]'s it
   disagrees.
    
   
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4. XxZadmasXx
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 10:47pm UTC
   Believe in
   youself
   
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5. XxZadmasXx
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 10:01pm UTC
   Hey I just met you..
   And this is crazy , ♥
   But heres a condom so f*ck me safely?(:
   
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6. XxZadmasXx
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2012 6:33pm UTC
   Hello!! Im taking a survey! PLEASE I need 40 or more people to do this! (-; Comment what u would rather be!(:
   Would you rather be able to freeze things
   Make things invisible and become invisible
   Fly as high as u want
   Or would u rather have the power to heal?
   
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7. XxZadmasXx
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 8:24pm UTC
   Witty Bestfriend!(-;
   14 to 16 year old
   a boy.
   Someone that will listen to me(:
   Go on skype with me when I need them..
   Wont judge me for ANYTHING.
   likes talking!!
   and mostly... Likes to be funny and be themselves!! (-;
   Noow.. WHO IS UP FOR THIS? PLEASE..
   
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8. XxZadmasXx
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 8:16pm UTC
   Admit it
   You put your phone six inches away from your face to get service too.
   
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9. XxZadmasXx
   posted a quote
   April 11, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   Heey!!
   Heey whats up?
   Well I was gonna tell u a joke about my D*ck but its too long!! (-;
   Lol I was gonna tell u a joke about my pus*y but u will never get it! (-;
   nmf
   
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10. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    If someone cant take you for who you are.. they really need to F*ck off!
    
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11. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 10:02am UTC
    One time I was taking a shower with my cat and my stomach started growling cuz yah know i was hungry so i went to the kitchen to get some cereal but we didnt have any so i sucked on a spoon!
    
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12. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 8:34am UTC
    credittoforgeter
    I've got him Theres no reason not to smile (:
    
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13. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 10:01pm UTC
    Know matter how you think of it.
    When you look at a picture no matter when you took it you will always be older..
    ❤
    
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14. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 9:58pm UTC
    you know ur bored on Facebook when you start liking the things on the side..
    
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15. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    • ---——-/´¯/)——--(\¯`\
    ———/—//———--\\—\ Fave If u just dont care! (-;
    ——--/—//————-\\—\
    —-/´¯/—/´¯\———/¯`\—\¯`\
    -/-/--/—/—/-|_—-_|-\---\—\—\-\ -
    (-(—(—(—/-)--)--(--(-\—)—)—)-)
    -\————\/--/—\—\/————/
    --\———— /——\-————/
    —\-———-(———)———-/
    
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16. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 11:45am UTC
    (-_(-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) -_-)
    This is my gang!!
    Wait ... CARL!! get back in line!
    
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17. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    I dont care how old u are
    If u see a balloon u dive for it!
    
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18. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    Dear person who went to the bathroom before me, Please change the toilet paper next time!
    Sincerely: girl sitting here with no toilet paper:/
    
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19. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    Im not giving up... I promised my dad I would get 700 likes I want him to quit smoking. Im not gonna give up Im gonna get that 700 likes for my father ❤ please help.
    
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20. XxZadmasXx
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Kelso and Hyde at the hospital
    Kelso: Haha look! They even have dirty cartoons on the wall!
    Hyde: ...Kelso, Those are CPR instructions.
    Kelso: Then I've done CPR a lot!
    
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