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Hey hey! Im Lillian! 15 years old and from California!!!! I love Cupcakes, brownies and B&J baked alaska!!!! Call me a bitch, whore, slut, prat, idiot...I've been called em before and it doesnt really bother me now...

XxXlillianXxX
posted a quote
October 28, 2011 9:59am UTC
When your round your grandparents house,
"Sorry....but Im suppposed to be meeting my friends in 10 minutes at the mall"
is just a nicer way of saying
"GET ME OUTTA THIS FREAKIN HOUSE!"

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 27, 2011 10:26am UTC
guys are like chcolate bars...
nice packaging....then you find out their not as nice as they look....

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 23, 2011 4:01pm UTC
I wonder who posted qoute #123456789....or who will post that qoute..... and what it'll say...i hope it isnt some dumb*ss crap about some chick talking about how her crush has a girlfriend.....

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 23, 2011 3:59pm UTC
The weirdest thing happened to me today.....
I got a sudden urge to wear a black ski mask and a black hoodie and just jump up infront of a security camera at the mall!!!!
-mine, no jocking

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 19, 2011 3:22pm UTC
I'm listening to Jason Derulo's new song 'It Girl'
It says, you could be my it girl, baby youre the sh*t girl... And I'm suddenly feeling very sorry for the girl this song was pointed at....

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 19, 2011 3:17pm UTC
Today while looking through my desk, I found a phone number from this chick named Abi, she went to my old high school, I hated her!
Guess who I'm prank calling today?!

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 19, 2011 2:54pm UTC
Ways to get back at guys who have cheated on you:
1. Dump a truckload of gravel on his front yard.
2. While he's with his new girlfriend, get your friend to walk up to him and say "Are you cheating on me, again?" Then get her to slap him round the face.
3. If you have an embarrassing/funny picture of him, photocopy it and post it on everyone's lockers at school.
....and....
4. Write a story about you and you ex, but use different names, ask to read it out in a lesson he's in.
all mine, all tried, and all succeeded!

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October 18, 2011 11:29am UTC
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October 18, 2011 11:09am UTC
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XxXlillianXxX
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October 17, 2011 4:44pm UTC
Im so jealous of my bffs older sister. Shes 17, her boyfriend is the best looking guy in school, quarterback and so sweet! I want a boyfriend like that! A boyfriend who sneaks up on me just to cuddle up, a guy who walks past me in the corridor just to stop and kiss me on the cheek!
I want that boyfriend!!!!!!!!!
lol

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 17, 2011 3:34pm UTC
Why aren't you wearing a shirt?
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I work part time at Abercrombie&finch
Gotta love Vampires Suck

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 17, 2011 2:25am UTC
Life was so much simpler when the only expensive brand was a
chocolate bar...

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 16, 2011 5:19am UTC
Since October is Pink For Cancer month.
My school is doing a competition to see who can raise the most money for cancer.
So for every other favorite, I'm going to donate a dollar for cancer.

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 14, 2011 4:42pm UTC
Zwinkys....
The cartoon whores.... I mean seriously, what size bra do they wear?! Triple D?!

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 14, 2011 2:57pm UTC
Don't call people nerds if you know nothing about them.
So, she loves drama. It helps her hide the pain she feels 24/7.
Yeah, he's great at math. He wants to be able to count so he can get a job to help put food on the table for his family.
Ok, she loves every lesson of everyday. She's the only one in her family that goes to school, and shes thankful for that.
Who cares if he enjoys science. He wants to be able to become a doctor so when his dad gets cancer from smoking, he might just be able to help.
Click the <3 if you think people shouldn't be called nerds when you nothing about their life.

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 14, 2011 10:30am UTC
That moment of victory
When 'Please Daddy' gets you anything.

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 11, 2011 2:33pm UTC
My grandma has facebook -.-
She tried adding me as a friend -.-
worst day EVER

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 11, 2011 12:28pm UTC
Today in RS (religous studies) my teacher was asking about God, and one of my bffs, Samantha, said that even God takes days off. when my teacher asked how she could prove this, Samantha pointed at her best friend, Claudette. That made my day, not so much Claudettes though.....

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 11, 2011 12:25pm UTC
In every grade, theres always that 1:
Girl obsessed with Miley Cyrus.
Guy obsessed with his hair.
A girl who wears those 'I heart nerds' shirts.
A guy that tells the dumbest pick up lines.
And that one person who can make everyone laugh no matter the time of day, the weather or their mood.

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XxXlillianXxX
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October 8, 2011 5:13am UTC
October is 'Pink For Cancer'.
Fav if you've lost someone, or losing someone due to cancer.

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