What I think while watching the Olympics
me: Come on USA! You're so close!
me: Yeah you hit that ball...
me: SHOW NO MERCY!
me: I'm so gonna train for the next Olympics.
me: I can be a swimmer! Or or a gymnast...
me: Mother would be so proud.
me:
me: I don't want to have to pay taxes on winning medals though...
me:
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me: Nevermind I'm not flexible.
me: Or good at swimming.
me: Ooo you are cute...
me: Excuse me sir, may I touch your abs?
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me: Wait... why are you walking away from the camera!?
me: Baby come back! You can blame it all on me!
me:
me: Are you telling me you want a divorce?
me:
me: Oh forget you, I found my new husband.
me: *watches*
me: Now he's gone.
me:
me: Forever alone....
me: Ping pong is in the Olympics?
me: I guess it needs love too.
me:
mom: *walks in*
me:
mom:
me:
mom: Your watching the Olympics?
me:
me: Yeaaa...