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XxPizzaManxX

1. XxPizzaManxX
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 6:06pm UTC
   You know how Americans think that British accents are cool?
   All you British people out there,
   Do you think
   American accents are cool?
   
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2. XxPizzaManxX
   posted a quote
   July 13, 2012 5:54pm UTC
   Have you ever made soap?
   It BURNS the spoon
   Is it really safe to use?
   
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3. XxPizzaManxX
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?
   Do English professers want to make it look snobby?
   n m f
   
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4. XxPizzaManxX
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   Just close your eyes
   The sun is going down
   You'll be alright
   No one can hurt you now
   Come morning light
   You and i will be safe and sound
   -Taylor Swift
   
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5. XxPizzaManxX
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   Friends are like gum on the bottom of your shoe
   They stick to you no matter what
   Even when you don't want them to
   
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6. XxPizzaManxX
   posted a quote
   June 28, 2012 6:34pm UTC
   I'm Invisible!!!!!!
   Wooohooo!
   Now I can sneak up on random people!
   Awwww, wait.
   It's only my WORDS
   Dang it!
   Scratch that
   
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7. XxPizzaManxX
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 8:35pm UTC
   So apparently Abe Lincoln is a Vampire slayer.
   What's next?
   George Washington the werewolf hunter?
   
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8. XxPizzaManxX
   posted a quote
   June 27, 2012 7:21pm UTC
   If I told you what you want to hear
   Would you be happy?
   Or would you rather hear the
   Truth?
   T h a t ' s w h a t I t h o u g h t
   
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9. XxPizzaManxX
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2012 11:48pm UTC
   It is weird how you always
   have to watch what you say online.
   It will last forever.
   Just because you delete it,
   it doesn't fade.
   
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10. XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Why do guys assume girls like pink?
    why are guys so stereo typical?
    My favorite color is blue,
    Like water,
    As it glitters in the sun.
    Fracturing the light'
    Until there's a rainbow.
    But blue is lost in the sky.
    
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11. XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    I'm just gonna bang my head on th keyboard until i get an idea
    yuhy7u7uhyyhu bn y7uhyjugvfdswfdki,mcxnhjvxyhuyhrtfiurenjmvghjkgygffcchuobgdhuxdghndhmuknjvbgycfgtfgcdssftnmjnbgvcxxdgjnhjmhcgh....
    still all out of ideas
    
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12. XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:25pm UTC
    If you see this, you're smart.
    If you don't, it doesn't matter how much i write, it wouldn't exist in your reality
    
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13. XxPizzaManxX
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Wanna know why i'm weird?
    Cause being normal SUCKS!!!!
    
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