You're right, Plankton. I am a kid. But you know, I've been through a
lot in the last six days, five minutes and twenty-seven seconds, and in
that time, I've learned that no ammount of mermaid magic, or managerial
promotion, or some other third thing can make me any more than what I
really am inside: a kid. But that's okay! Because I did all the things they said
a kid couldn't do! I went to Shell City, and I beat the cyclops, and I rode the
Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back! So, yes, I am a dork, and a goofball,
and a wingnut, and a Knucklehead McSpazatron! But most of all, I'm... I'm... I'm...
I'M A GOOFY
GOOBER!