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  1. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:48am UTC
    !!forget the tymz u walked by,
    forget the tymz u made me cry,
    forget the tym u held my hand,
    forget the sweetest things if i can.
    i can no longer pretend,
    i gotta remember now ur just my friend:-\!!

  2. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:47am UTC
    ~*He*~
    His eyes are pure and true
    With a hint of blue.
    What he does not know
    Is what I don't show.
    He says he does not love me
    But one day soon he will you'll
    see.
    Our arms and hands embrace
    And to me it is the safest place.
    My heart skips a beat
    For everytime we meet.
    I see happiness through his eyes
    And banishing away forever more
    are my tears and cries.
    When I see my world shatter
    I know he cares about the matter.
    Forever shall we be entwined
    For he is always on my mind.
    His lips are so soft and sweet
    Like a candy treat.
    One day when I wake up to the
    morning light
    I hope it is your face I see at
    first sight.

  3. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:45am UTC
    I love you so deeply,
    I love you so much,
    I love the sound of your voice
    And the way that we touch.
    I love your warm smile
    And your kind, thoughtful way,
    The joy that you bring
    To my life every day.
    When we are together,
    it brings on a smile,
    With ur excellent looks,
    And ur eloquent style.
    I love you today,
    As I have from the start,
    And I'll love you forever
    With all of my heart.

  4. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:45am UTC
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  5. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:44am UTC
    i love u forever and always.....but your older......but u cheated.......but u apologized.....but u made my life miserable.....but u made it soooooo fun 2......but u broke my heart ....but i love u still always and forever

  6. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:41am UTC
    I hate your voice i hate your face,
    exterminate you from human race,
    Lifes a joke... and the jokes on you,
    hey guess what.. you suck F**k you!
    ^^ i didnt make this up^^

  7. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:40am UTC
    I'm out like %n in a beauty contest

  8. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:37am UTC
    I'm not here right now but.....
    if u love me press 1
    if u hate me press 2
    if u r good lookin press 3
    and if u aint get the heLLLLLL! away from me!!=)

  9. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:36am UTC
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  10. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:35am UTC
    `-^-:ur a dog`-^-:thinkin u can cheat on me`-^-: ur a dog thinkin we will always b`-^-:ur dog thas wat yall always b`-^-:wats the point i thought dog not play`-^-: they tease`-^-:

  11. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:33am UTC
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  12. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:31am UTC
    When i put up a message that says i love u, i don't really mean U!

  13. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:30am UTC
    Boyz make great pets, every gurl should have one. I am way too pretty for just one. All of my guys are special in some way, but I don't remember right now. Attention Gurls, if you have a boyfriend don't bring him around me cause you won't have a boyfriend anymore. My problem is I have too much to offer. I sizzle, I scorch, hotter than any flame. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. O.K. Hate me if you want."

  14. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:29am UTC
    I knew a blonde that was so stupid that...
    **she called me to get my phone number!
    **she spent 20 minutes looking at the ornage juice box bcuz it said "concentrate"!
    **she put lipstick on her forehead bcuz she wanted to makeup her mind!
    **she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    **she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
    **she tried to drown a fish!
    **she thought a quarterback was a refund!
    **she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
    **she tripped over a cordless phone!
    **she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
    **she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!
    **she studied for a blood test!
    **she thought meow mix was a Cd for cats!
    **when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home she moved!
    **when she missed the 44 bus she took the 22 bus twice instead!
    **when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that sadi "airport left" she turned around and went home!
    ^^eevn tho ia m a bLonde i am not thst stupid lol ^^

  15. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:27am UTC
    As I was driving home from work one day, I stopped to watch a
    local Little League baseball game that was being played in a
    park near my home.
    As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked
    one of the boys what the score was.
    "We're behind 14 to nothing," he answered with a smile on his
    face.
    "Really," I said. "I have to say you don't look very
    discouraged."
    "Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look.
    "Why should we be discouraged?
    We haven't even been up to bat yet."

  16. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:26am UTC
    in the shower gettin all fresh an clean 4 you %n yup 4 u.....lol jk i'm in the shower bbs %n :-P

  17. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:25am UTC
    *!!!!!I'm away!!!!!*
    If I like you leave a message...
    If I dont,dont bother...
    If you love me let me know...
    If you don't think you do don't
    front cause you know you do,
    so let it show...
    If you hate me...
    Say that too...
    Just be ready for what I have to say when I get back to you!

  18. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:24am UTC
    If u luv baseball go see a game
    If u kinda like baseball jus watch it on tv
    If u hate baseball dont talk 2 me!:)0:-)

  19. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
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    February 28, 2004 10:23am UTC
    SO...the elephant says to the camel "why do you have 2 boobs on your back?" the camel replies "that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a d**k on their face"

  20. XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX XxBlOnDeHaTeR44xX
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2004 10:22am UTC
    God made ribers
    God made lakes
    God made %n
    God made mistakes!

:)

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