Witty Profiles

Xuicy

1. Xuicy
   posted a quote
   September 20, 2012 3:50pm UTC
   Health Teacher telling a riddle
   "Okay class heres a riddle. Your father has one but your mother uses it, the Pope has one but he doesn't use it. Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, and Micheal J. Fox has a small one. What is it?"
   Entire class begins cracking up.
   Health Teach: "You guys are horrible! Its a last name!"
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 157 points
2. Xuicy
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 5:33pm UTC
   Comment telling one good thing that happened in your day and I'll favorite a quote or two of yours and comment on your profile.
   I think its important to share positive parts
   of you life so that we aren't overwhelmed
   with the negative.
   [I will try and do as many as possible unless I get flooded.]
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 5 points
3. Xuicy
   posted a quote
   August 23, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   WHENEVER I SEE A DIRECTIONER IRL
   I WONDER IF THEY HAVE A WITTY
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
4. Xuicy
   posted a quote
   August 22, 2012 11:27am UTC
   Anyone like these bands?
   Smashing Pumpkins
   Muse
   The Cure
   The Smiths
   Bauhaus
   Fav if you do. I'll be really impreased.
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 4 points
5. Xuicy
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 9:02am UTC
   Syllogism Logic
   Jenna Marbles lives in Boston.
   Steve lives in Boston.
   Jenna Marbles is Steve.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
6. Xuicy
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 10:57am UTC
   What if...
   There was technology that allowed girls to choose
   when they started getting their periods.
   There wouldn't be:
   -teen pregnancies
   -accidental babies
   -cranky women once a month
   It would be AWESOME
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points
7. Xuicy
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 8:03pm UTC
   Perfering CD's to itunes downloads.
   Perfering REAL books to eBooks.
   Perfering spoken conversations to text.
   Just me?
   <3 if you agree
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
8. Xuicy
   posted a quote
   August 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC
   Reason Why I'm Single:
   In my school...
   -75% of guys are idiots and taken by sl*ts
   -20% are those weird nerdy guys (not cool nerdy)
   -2% are gay
   -2% are my friends
   -.75% are invisible
   (so if that .25% happens to be artist,atractive,well-mannered,NICE,chaming,musicaly-compotent,intellegent,bookworm,musician,slightly-alternative,a-tea-fan then I'll be damned)
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
9. Xuicy
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2012 1:21pm UTC
   ''I see no point in living if I can't be BEAUTIFUL''
   -Howl's Moving Castle
   nmq
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
10. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    My Witty Rant I:
    How come people have started talking on behalf of ALL the Directioners. Saying 'Directioners are so nice' 'Directioners can take a bash or two'. But the thing is, someone can't speak on behalf on an entire group. Sure, some of the Directioners are nice, or can take a joke, but that doesn't entitle them to say that ALL of them are the same. I'm sure there are Directioners who are bitter and mean, and some who get easily offended. Wanna know why?
    WE ARE HUMANS.
    WE DIFFER.
    By saying that a group of people are ALL the EXACT same is telling a straight up lie. Next time, think twice before speaking for an entire group.
    (Agree? Fave it.)
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
11. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2012 4:45pm UTC
    STOP SOPA AND PIPA!
    (<3 if you agree)
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
12. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 10:16am UTC
    mom: Be careful of pick-pocketers in the city!
    me: If I can't get stuff out of my pockets, they can't either.
    (Just me?)
    <3 u Skinny Jeans
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
13. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Straight girls who simply adore....
    Gay couples
    (Just me?)
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 19 points
14. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:42pm UTC
    Listen up Wittians!
    I've got a message that needs to be heard.
    (Though I doubt it will be.)
    Whenever I log on witty I see quotes asking for favorites if they hate themselves, their lives, etc.
    Now let me get this message in your cute little heads.
    YOU ARE PERFECT!
    You got that? Good.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
15. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
16. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    Love turns our heart into crystal.
    Much more valuable...
    But much more fragile.
    -Niel Shusterman
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
17. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    You ignore me when I'm sad....
    but don't realize I'm sad because your ignoring me.
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 2 points
18. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 6:55am UTC
    KLAINE! KLAINE! KLAINE!
    KLAINE! KLAINE! KLAINE!
    What obsession?
    KLAINE! KLAINE!KLAINE!
    KLAINE! KLAINE! KLAINE!
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 0 points
19. Xuicy
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 12:40pm UTC
    My favorite color is
    RAINBOW
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles