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Xomorgan21Xo

1. Xomorgan21Xo
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   February 5, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   Facebook boys: You should come over. We can have some fun if you know what I mean. ;)
   Witty boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and I'll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.
   Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.
   
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2. Xomorgan21Xo
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   February 5, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   Relationships are like glass. sometimes it is better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together
   
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3. Xomorgan21Xo
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   February 5, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you<3<
   
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4. Xomorgan21Xo
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   April 28, 2011 4:26pm UTC
   why dont you get?? you like me i like u................
   ASK ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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5. Xomorgan21Xo
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   April 4, 2011 10:56am UTC
   there is this boy ive for a while now and idk if he likes me back we talk all the time but i dont want to embrass myself
   what should i do??!
   pleaaseee comment!
   
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6. Xomorgan21Xo
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   July 26, 2010 11:24am UTC
   As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.
   
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7. Xomorgan21Xo
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   April 26, 2010 9:42pm UTC
   A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words."
   
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8. Xomorgan21Xo
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   April 6, 2010 10:41pm UTC
   You helped me laugh
   you dried my tears
   because of you I have no fears
   together we live
   together we grow
   teaching each other what we must no
   you came into my life
   and I was blessed
   I love you girl
   you are the best
   release my hand
   and say good-bye
   and please my friend
   don't you cry
   cuz I promise you this;
   Its not the end
   cuz like I said
   your my best friend.
   
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9. Xomorgan21Xo
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   April 6, 2010 10:26pm UTC
   Q:What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
   A:They both play ball in the Minor League.
   Q:What's the difference between them?
   A:One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.
   
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10. Xomorgan21Xo
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    April 6, 2010 10:23pm UTC
    Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
    A: Because they aren't his!
    Q:Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
    A:The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.
    
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11. Xomorgan21Xo
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    April 6, 2010 10:22pm UTC
    Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
    A: Get out of my sun!!
    
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12. Xomorgan21Xo
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    April 5, 2010 6:44pm UTC
    Everday I wonder why
    Why things go bad everytime i try
    Try to get close and friends push you away
    Try to fall in love and only the pain stays
    Life is never easy
    And relationships are always hard
    But through the good and the bad
    Things usually work out in the end
    
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13. Xomorgan21Xo
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    April 5, 2010 6:41pm UTC
    In a flash
    You were gone.
    I still rememeber what was on your tounge.
    On your tounge,
    Were some hurtful words,
    That didnt hurt very much
    They were just words.
    My heart is still broken
    I still hate that it's true
    But you are gone
    And we let our love go poof
    
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14. Xomorgan21Xo
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    April 5, 2010 6:39pm UTC
    10% of life is what happens to you, and the other 90% is how you react to it.
    
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15. Xomorgan21Xo
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    March 29, 2010 9:40pm UTC
    I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a piece of paper but I acciedenatally threw it away... I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay!
    
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16. Xomorgan21Xo
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    March 29, 2010 9:37pm UTC
    Friends hide the truth from you so they dont hurt your feelings, but best friends tell u everything they feel bad or good sad or happy. thats why we all have best friends to help us through good and bad times. <3
    
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17. Xomorgan21Xo
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    March 29, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Yummy List!
    Milkshakes!
    Popcorn!
    Pizza!
    Chicken!(fried)
    Blueberries!
    Cookies!
    Apple Pie!
    Abercombie Boys!
    my friend made this up in math class and she told me to put it on here
    
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18. Xomorgan21Xo
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    March 29, 2010 8:57am UTC
    Change a little, change is good, just like Michael Jackson's face..............Man, he should've stopped after "Thriller."
    From the nanny
    
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19. Xomorgan21Xo
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    March 29, 2010 8:48am UTC
    How does micheal jackson pick his nose?- from a catalogue
    What does micheal jackson and an Xbox have in common?- they both get turned on by little boys
    
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