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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. milliektt milliektt
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2010 2:46pm UTC
    dear wittiers;;
    please stop posting forwards...
    like the ones where "if you don't repost this a little girl will kill you"
    they're not true and honestly annoying...
    plus some people might believe them and freak out
    so, please, can we stop posting forwards and start posting quotes??//

  3. LiberianGirl LiberianGirl
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2010 2:20pm UTC
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  4. xxBAiLSTERxx xxBAiLSTERxx
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 3:04am UTC
    Awesome Spongebob Quotes #1:
    Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good.
    (Patrick knocks on door)
    Customer: Hello?
    Patrick: I Love You.

  5. xxabigaiiilxx xxabigaiiilxx
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 4:46pm UTC
    Spongebob Quotes #1
    Spongebob: Bye Squidward! Bye Mr. Krabs! Byeee Squidward!!
    Patrick: You said "Bye Squidward" twice.
    Spongebob: I liiike Squidward.

  6. theXendXisXhere9 theXendXisXhere9
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2009 8:26pm UTC
    FAVORITE SPONGEBOB QUOTES(:
    (Patrick is looking for Squidward)
    Patrick: Are you squidward?
    Fire Hydrant:
    Patrick: Thats okay, take your time.
    [[I Think Im Gonna Make A Bunch Of Spongebob Quotes]]
    [[ Pshhh Who Doesnt Love Spongebob]]

  7. _eminem _eminem
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2010 6:13pm UTC
    hi. im a teenage girl.
    My most famous line? "I love you". I can bleed for a week and survive. I think this makes me virtually invincible. I spend 22 hours of my day thinking about him and I spend the other 2 not thinking at all. My iPod is a l w a y s in my ears. I fight with my mother then expect her to drive me places. Ice cream, music, and friends cure everything. I have seen the movie The Notebook more then 10 times this year. I still cry when they breakup. My best friends know more about me than I do. My biggest lie? "I don't care." I get scared sometimes. My life revolves around summer and the things that it brings. Love is the scariest and most amazing thing to me. There are many types of me, each with their own distinctive ways of make-up application. I feel the need to drive my father completely, totally, and very far out of his wits. Normally, I'm very happy. But sometimes I can have my absolute rock bottoms. I cry, a real cry, roughly once a month. In 8 hours, I can fly through every single emotion.
    welcometomylife.
    Credit : firefriends2009 for the quote.

  8. oxlovespring10xo oxlovespring10xo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 7:01pm UTC
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  9. NothingLeftToSay NothingLeftToSay
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    July 10, 2010 7:11pm UTC
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  10. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 7:14pm UTC
    Thanks Katy Perry
    for making all us non-California girls feel like losers

  11. meghanox15 meghanox15
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 7:55pm UTC
    "What do you want to do today?"
    "I dunno, what do you wanna do?"
    "Ugh I hate when people do that."
    "So what do you wanna do?"
    "I dunno."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. xxsammxx3 xxsammxx3
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 8:07pm UTC
    I saw you at the beach today
    LOL JK
    That was a whale.

  14. JimMorrisonLover JimMorrisonLover
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 8:27pm UTC
    Boy:
    Did you get your pants on sale?
    Girl:
    Uhm no..why?
    Boy:
    Because at my house you can get them 100% off ;)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. jenniferr jenniferr
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2010 8:48pm UTC
    Ummm, Ke$ha...?
    [i don't think love is the only drug you're on...]
    FB! :D


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. DoingSocietyA_Favor DoingSocietyA_Favor
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2010 7:25pm UTC
    Employees Must Wash Hands
    Honestly, if you have to be
    r e m i n d e d , p l e a s e d o n ' t
    work at a restaurant where
    I ' m e a t i n g .

  19. snooopyx3 snooopyx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 11:02am UTC
    josh:
    i hope you go bald!
    drake:
    i hope they cancel oprah!
    josh:
    you take that back!

  20. WeliketoSMILE_xD WeliketoSMILE_xD
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    May 16, 2010 11:20am UTC
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