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xXemiilyyXx
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 4:16pm UTC
ever
wonder
How many
weird looks the guy that came up with tampons got? ♥
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musiclover09
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December 21, 2008 4:11pm UTC
phone rings, buddy picks it up;
"Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?"
^love it!!!
Manager: This, is the North Pole.
Buddy: No it isn't.
Manager: Yes it is.
Buddy: No it isn't.
Manager: Yes it is!
Buddy: No it isn't! Where's the snow?
-elf-
RATE HIGH IF YOU LOVE THE MOVIE ELF!!!
<3

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