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XlydlovelaughX

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My names  Lyd :] yup thats me.
i love stories. writing poems and seeing all of the funny crap y'all put on here  :) makes my day ten times better :)


  1. XlydlovelaughX XlydlovelaughX
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    So i really need a song to post on facebook to get back at my stupid ex bf. he posted the song "if you cant hang" by sleeping with sirens. Nothing in that song is true about me. he needs to get his facts straight. we broke up n all i told him was that we could only be friends. help me out girlies :) and occasional guys?
    peace love and chicken grease <3

  2. XlydlovelaughX XlydlovelaughX
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Silence - #2
    Walking up the steps to my white house I noticed a faint chill in the air. Thinking nothing of it I shrugged and continued on my way through the chestnut door. I walked through the small foyer and into the kitchen to get a cold glass of ice water. I looked out the window above the sink and saw my wife in the yard working in her garden. Oh how she loves her garden. I decided to go out and greet her and ask how her day was. As I walked out she stood up with slight stiffness, the garden shovel in hand. Her white knuckles clenched around the wooden handle, she lifted her bronzed arm with the shovel over her head and clasped her other hand around the handle as well. She said nothing. As I realized what she was about to do I picked up my heavy legs and ran to her, my stride not seeming to be long enough. Too late I reached her. She brought the dirt covered piece of steel down to her head and thrust it through her skull. As her body crumbled to the ground I caught her, with a strained effort I slowly brought her to the ground. Her limp body spread over my lap and arms, our bodies connected through a continuous sheet of red. Oh God! Why! No! I wept and wept, not
    knowing what to do, so I screamed. Even to me it sounded as something was dying. Fit for the occasion it was. I was dying, dying inside… quickly.

  3. XlydlovelaughX XlydlovelaughX
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 7:57pm UTC
    Silence - #1
    I heard a strange, yet familiar sound. It was like none other. It has been heard by my own ears once, and only once. It was of the faint noise of a child’s first silence. You may not think of it as a sound but, to me it is most deafening. The eerie silence of no laughter, no crying, nothing… is horrifying and disturbing. I have heard of no one ever experiencing it before. I doubt anyone would wish to speak of it. No child is ever silent when someone is in their presence. I was shocked beyond belief. Had my ears deceived me? I asked myself, dreading my own answer. Is the devil playing some sick trick on my mind to make me insane? This can’t be happening! No! No! Anything but this! I stood there, swaying on the side of the road, stumbling almost. I had been dropped off at a gas station by a friend that evening and decided to search my mind for sanity as I walked to no where. I had recently experienced the death of my wife.

  4. XlydlovelaughX XlydlovelaughX
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    July 11, 2011 7:34pm UTC
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  5. XlydlovelaughX XlydlovelaughX
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    **true story** - not my format
    So tonight at diner i had a little laugh part in my brain...
    My dad was explaining something he knew about the periodic table and said dope.... laughed my head off while thinking to myself.....
    Oh daddy :) i love how you dont know the other meaning to that word :).

  6. XlydlovelaughX XlydlovelaughX
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    **best friends**
    -hey this blanket belongs in your moms room.
    - **fart** That belongs in your moms room.
    - and this is why we're best friends.
    <3 love you <3

  7. XlydlovelaughX XlydlovelaughX
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    June 1, 2011 12:22am UTC
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    June 1, 2011 12:08am UTC
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