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XX_makeupartist

1. XX_makeupartist
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 7:18am UTC
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2. XX_makeupartist
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 7:06am UTC
   I've never had a real friend.
   They all are one of two things:
   Are hypocrties,
   Or leave me in my time of
   need.
   What's your choice?
   
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3. XX_makeupartist
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2011 6:56am UTC
   I hate society.
   You hate society.
   Society hates us.
   I think that this is a win/win situation.
   
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4. XX_makeupartist
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 2:30pm UTC
   - Everybody wants to
   go to Heaven-
   -No one wants to die-
   --Ironic, huh?--
   MyQuote;LiveLoveSmilexo
   
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5. XX_makeupartist
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 2:21pm UTC
   "I hope I didn't brain my
   damage..."
   || Homer Simpson||
   Format:Jade267
   
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6. XX_makeupartist
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 12:53pm UTC
   Reruns are the culture of the Unemployed
   Anyone else wonder why cable rates shot up?
   I do.
   MyQuote;xoalicecullenxo
   
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7. XX_makeupartist
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 9:38am UTC
   Never go to a doctor,
   Who's plants have
   died.
   I don't think he's a
   good doctor.
   But that's just me.
   MyQuote;jayciecutie01 format
   
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8. XX_makeupartist
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 9:18am UTC
   When you put your hand over someone's mouth to make them SHUT THE HELL UP!,
   and then they LICK
   your hand.
   Nice.
   
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9. XX_makeupartist
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 8:53am UTC
   Excellence is like UnderwearYou don't always have to see it
   Hear that Mom?
   MyQuote/xoalicecullenxo
   
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10. XX_makeupartist
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 8:33am UTC
    After 12 years of therapy,my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes:
    No habla ingles.
    (myquote,jaciecutieformat:)
    
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11. XX_makeupartist
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:27am UTC
    I want to die peacefully, like my Grandfather did--in his sleep
    And not like his passengers.
    Who died screaming.
    MyQuote.NotMyFormat.:jaciecutie01
    
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12. XX_makeupartist
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 7:10am UTC
    Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.Format by:Jaciecutie01. My quote
    
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