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XShahNeeseSooSooX

1. XShahNeeseSooSooX
   posted a quote
   November 1, 2010 11:15pm UTC
   kissing test
   1.hold you breath
   2.click add a quote
   3.copy and paste this quote
   4.if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser (;
   
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2. XShahNeeseSooSooX
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2010 1:02am UTC
   Friendship is like peeing on yourself and everyone can see. It warms you when you are cold.
   
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3. XShahNeeseSooSooX
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   October 21, 2010 9:20pm UTC
   Brother puts on bra
   Brother: Wwwhat’s this sissy?
   Sister: Battle. Ready. Armour.
   Brother: What can I call my snake ?!?
   
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4. XShahNeeseSooSooX
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   October 18, 2010 12:58am UTC
   Why make me feel sooSPECIAL ?? ////
   You're doing on PURPOSE !!! Keep doing it..
   
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5. XShahNeeseSooSooX
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   October 17, 2010 11:18pm UTC
   Are you in my team?
   Ohh, right there’s only one team...
   
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6. XShahNeeseSooSooX
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   October 16, 2010 1:24am UTC
   If you don’t think I miss you..
   Then, just take a good look and remember what I have done for you.
   Think that's not enough?
   Look the other way..
   
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7. XShahNeeseSooSooX
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   October 8, 2010 10:57pm UTC
   Why would you be plastic as Barbie?
   Fake as Miley Cyrus?
   A druggy like Amy Winehouse?
   Ugly as Susan Boyle?
   A wannabe like Justin Beiber?
   When you can..
   Be a SHIM like LADY GAGA!
   
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8. XShahNeeseSooSooX
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   October 8, 2010 1:53am UTC
   Isn’t it funny when he:
   Stares at me in class.Takes me out.Gets what I want.Takes me wherever I want to go.Compliments me everytime we meet.Sticks up for me.Beats up other female dogs.Shouts me out all the time.Sits really close to me.Doesn’t like when I talk to other boys.Ruins most of my relationships with my exs.Hates it when I wear revealing clothes.Texts me non stop.Calls me every night.Holds my hand.Hugs my tight.And he calls me his girlfriend when we aren’t even together, but it looks like it.He puts his arm around and pretends he’s stretching.
   Do you think he likes me?
   
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9. XShahNeeseSooSooX
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2010 10:08pm UTC
   we do it
   in bed
   on the couch
   in the car
   In the bathroom
   Yup... texting
   
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10. XShahNeeseSooSooX
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 9:13pm UTC
    I love my
    Crazy
    Goofy
    Stupid
    Gorgeous
    Weird
    Lame
    Socially Challenged
    FRIENDS
    
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11. XShahNeeseSooSooX
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 6:38pm UTC
    You Cry, I cry
    You're Sad, I'm sad
    You jump off a cliff...
    HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY!
    
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