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Hey my name is Karissa but you can call me Kara or Kari for short. I don't have a lot of followers or quotes because I haven't had access to a computer for a long time. You can also contact me on stardoll my username is Kari-cutie-pie7. I share this witty account with some of my close friends on stardoll so I'm not the only one posting bad quotes on here. ;D My favourite colour is blue and I have brown hair and blue eyes. I love fashion, art, drawing, music and a lot more. It would mean a lot if you would click the follow button and fave some of  my quotes. I'm not really good at about me's but thanks for visiting!!

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  1. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    A moment with my dearest family.
    Brother:Hey look a spider!
    Sister:Put it on this stick!
    Brother:Get on the stick you dumb spider!
    *Spider climbs on the stick*
    Brother:Ahh! *Drops stick*
    Sister:RUN FOR IT!!!!
    awks...

  2. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Dont read this please!
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins...... nmq
    sorry im just really superstitous

  3. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    Dont read this please!
    if u copy and paste this in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins...... nmq
    sorry im just really superstitous

  4. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    REPOST
    please read, it's so adorable.(= I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. DRUNK DRIVING. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have two choices ; 1) Repost this message. 2) Or Pretend It Never Tocuhed Your Heart <3

  5. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:28pm UTC
    Mature eyes only
    Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,
    but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
    Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to gossip?
    Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
    Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?
    Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in, when its so easy to get in a fist fight?
    Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
    Just remember God is always watching you. The Lord said:
    "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father." 90% of you won't repost this; Be part of the 10% that will

  6. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:24pm UTC
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes!
    I just reallly want that wish to come true.... ♥

  7. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    lol test ur tongue (can't believe I'm doin this)
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSS3SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYNZ
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII1III
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999699999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    9999999999999999999999999999999999
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMNMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    MMMMMMMMMMMMM
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Find the i
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
    lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllI
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(
    You got twenty minutes Hurry

  8. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 3:53pm UTC
    ME: want 2 cme over?
    FRIEND: naah I'd rather stay here
    ME: Y U MEANIE?!?!?!
    FRIEND: I'm in Dominican...

  9. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    When someone makes you mad,
    don't frown. It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown.
    SLAP EM'. IT ONLY TAKES 4 MUSCLES
    TO EXTEND YOUR ARM AND SLAP EM' SILLY!

  10. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    ♥Men are like bank accounts♥
    Without a lot of money,
    they don't generate much interest.

  11. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    GOT ACNE?
    Just ask you're girlfriend what to do.
    Oh wait, you don't have a girlfriend. ;D

  12. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 3:00pm UTC
    ♥Shot me out of the sky♥
    ♥You're my Kryptonite♥

  13. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 2:55pm UTC
    ♥him...
    Yuck. ;)

  14. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    I am...
    Made you look! ;D
    nmf

  15. XDDloveXDD XDDloveXDD
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 9:27pm UTC
    You're so fat that...
    you use a a whale as a tooth brush ;D

:)

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