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  1. silly_iloveyou_duhh silly_iloveyou_duhh
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 8:01pm UTC
    don't give up on love,
    because there is [always] someone who
    loves you, even if it's not the person you
    » w e r e h o p i n g f o r

  2. yummxwafflesss yummxwafflesss
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 5:44pm UTC
    He placed his head
    on her heart and whispered >>> this is my new, favorite song<3

  3. rememberthename18 rememberthename18
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 5:50pm UTC
    she glanced at her phone
    for the last time tonight.
    she didn't want to text him because she
    didn't want a fight. she hugged her
    pillow and bit down;; hard, on her lip.
    she swiped at a tear and
    stared towards the ceiling.
    she doesn't understand
    and she probably never will.

  4. cookie11rox cookie11rox
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 1:51pm UTC
    new pencils excite me. (:

  5. xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 1:24pm UTC
    who , him ?
    oh . he ' s just the boy
    that she spends hours
    thinking about everyday
    and causes her to cry her-
    self to sleep . but other
    than that , he ' s just
    another stupid boy

  6. livelaughluv livelaughluv
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 2:59pm UTC
    I wish my mom could have told
    me the same thing about guys
    that she did about bikes.
    "sooner or later you`re gonna fall & get hurt."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. x0cheer4iifeheartzbeatinx0 x0cheer4iifeheartzbeatinx0
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 1:33pm UTC
    l a r o a r v a r e
    is giving [[ s o m e o n e ]]
    the power to [[b r e a k y o u r h e a r t , ]]
    but [[t r u s t i n g t h e m n o t t o .]]

  9. xloveOMDx xloveOMDx
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2009 2:29pm UTC
    OMG SO FUNNY u have to read the WHOLE thing.. made me laugh soo hard
    A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
    Dear Mom,
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad.
    I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
    Love,
    Your son, Jonathan
    P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
    I love you.(Call me when it's safe to come home.)

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