Wittybeth

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Hi. My names Elizabeth and I'm 12. My friends told me about witty and since then we've all been obsessed. My favorites are the funny quotes. One day I want one of my quotes to get a lot of faves.

Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 11, 2012 12:36pm UTC

Basics
1. Name: Elizabeth
2. Age: 13
3. Height: 5'
4. Date of Birth: september 3rd 1998
5. Eye Color: blue
6. Religion: Catholic.
7. Sexuality: Straight.
Looks
8. Hair Color: brown with some blonde and red.
9. Eye Color: i already answered that...
10. Weight: not sure exactly.
11. Skin Tone: very white. i'm Irish, i don't tan.
12. Piercings/Tattoos: Ears.
13. Jewelry: none at the moment.
14. Build: uhhh...skinny, strongish legs, bony arms and hands.
Personality
15. Funny or Serious? depends on the situation but usually funny.
16. Hard working or lazy? well i don't really like being lazy soooo...
17. Flirty or reserved? i guess reserved?
18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? how would i know?
19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? i dont know i guess both...
20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? i guess sporty and bookworm.
Have You Ever
21. Slapped someone in the face? mhm.
22. Lost touch with a good friend? yep.
23. Kissed someone for a dare? Nope.
24. Drank alcohol? well my parents have let me take sips of theirs so yeah. its gross.
25. Broke a bone? arm and wrist.
26. Got chickenpox? nope.
27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? i would throw up...thats disgusting.
28. Stepped on a bug? who hasn't?
29. Rode a horse? yeah!
30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? what kind of question is this?!?!?!?!?!
How Many
31. TVs are in your house? 7
32. People have you kissed? zero
33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 2
34. Best friends do you have? like 10...
35. PCs or laptops are in your house? three PCs. but only one works.
This or That?
36. Summer or Winter? summer.
37. Strawberry or Banana? strawberrys.
38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? Taylor swift.
39. Eminem or Kanye West? Neither.
40. Vegetables or Fruits? well fruits make my throat her so vegetables.
41. Books or Movies? depends.
42. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs.
43. Rock or Pop? Pop.
Name The Last Person That...
44. Hugged you? i don't remember...i think my mom...
45. Kissed you? no one that wasnt my family.
46. Thanked you? i don't remember!
47. Flirted with you? some 8 year old at the swim club...
48. Insulted you? Sarah. she thinks she better then everyone. :)
49. Made you laugh? probably my dad.
50. Made you cry? well the last multiple times i cried were becasue of a situation not a person...so i dont remember.
Lasts
51. Ate? i don't remember if i ate anything after dinner last night. if not, then pizza.
52. Drank? powerade
53. Texted to? Christine
54. Word Spoke? "oh. okay."
55. Time cried? like a few days ago
56. Time laughed? like 15 minutes ago or something.
Firsts
57. Best friend? i think Meghan. but it could have been theresa or jenna.
58. Crush? i dont know!
59. Boyfriend? Alex. ew.
60. Dog? never had one.
61. Kiss? i havent had my first kiss.
62. Took steps? i dont know when it was...
Random
63. Do you own any brand shirts? what...?
64. What languages do you know? English. and some spanish from dora and school. and some german and french from school.
65. Do you like to sing? yeah but i suck.
66. Are you competitive? sometimes.
67. What are you afraid of? getting murdered.
68. Who do you miss? some of my old friends that i dont really talk to anymore.
69. Are you a virgin? YES.
70. Do you like photography? yeah!

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
February 11, 2012 7:38pm UTC

Putting off something until the absolute last second...
And then hating yourself for it.

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 5:49pm UTC

So many terrifying forwards go around about ghosts murdering you in your sleep if you don't send it on that at this point, whenever one of my friends get a forward the first thing i say is "So, who's killing you tonight?"

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 5:45pm UTC

*Open up bedroom door in the morning and kitten runs in*
"Aww she loves me so much!"
*Kneel on the ground to get clothes out of dresser and kittwn crawls into lap*
"Aww she loves me so much!*
*Go downstairs and kitten follows you all the way down*
"Aww she loves me so much!"
*Walk into kitchen and kitten runs right up to her food bowl and starts nudging it and meowing*
"Dang...she loves food not me...

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
January 28, 2012 5:37pm UTC

Scrolling down the "quotes by people you follow" page and trying to guess who posted the quotes....Detox Weekend<3

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:48am UTC

I've pretty much grown up with Spongebob since he was created around the time i was born. throughout my life a lot of people have told me that hes dumb, pointless, and a waste of time. but Spongebob has taught me more than any of those people!
He taught me not to be afraid to act like a kid, even when I'm grown up.
He taught me to treat my pets like my bestfriends, and my bestfriends like the best people in the whole world.
He taught me to be dedicated to my job, and to love my boss.
He taught me to stand up to people bigger then me, and maybe I'll end up like the hero of the town.
He taught me to start each day with an eager smile on my face.
He taught me to keep trying, even after you've failed hundreds of times.
But most importantly, he taught me to see a friend in everyone, no matter how obnoxious, smart, dumb, boring, bossy, cheap, or evil someone might be.

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
January 14, 2012 11:37am UTC

Dear fellow wittians,
Hi. Okay, so i loooove witty and i'm sure most of you do too. when i first heard about witty it seemed like a safe place, a place where you could post funny things and people would fave it, or you could talk about things that went wrong in your life and people would be there for you. and i'm sure thats what Steve wanted too. but thats not exactly what witty is....so dont bully people and if you want witty to stay take down all your quotes with swearing in them because i'm pretty sure the defenition of "vent" isn't "curse like crazy". even the quotes with starred out letters need to be taken down because its not much better. you can vent all you want but the swearing isn't needed! just try, okay?

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
December 4, 2011 12:20pm UTC

Most hated...
Minute: 11:12
Day: Monday
Month: September (you go back to school)
Year: 2012 (we all die)
Not looking forward to September of 2012 on a Monday at 11:12....

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 4:08pm UTC

Just thought i would inform everyone that the wonderful Clarence the Unicorn Puzzle Eraser was lost yesterday. He was mauled my a dog. He just wasn't savable. It was tragic. R.I.P. CLARENCE.

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
December 1, 2011 4:05pm UTC

NO SHIRT
NO SHOES
NO SERVICE
So basically your saying that i could walk into your store with no pants on, no underwear on, with my whole body painted neon green, while yelling into a banana phone, and yet.....you would still serve me...as long as i'm wearing a shirt and shoes? Something about this doesn't seem quite right...

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 12:54pm UTC

SUICIDE:
Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
staystrong
signatures:
daddygirl99.
re
eternalsunshinex
BooILoveSkittles
danixoxomarie
MIssBaleigh
xoCORIox
spkshay182
Grace/BrownEyesBlackEyeliner.♥
AlliieGiirl
DramaQueen17
Tigger
JJay429
Sasambear6
KyleeLovesYou
Llama69
MADDANCER
Toribooluvsu♥
livelovelax12
douwantsomefrieswiththat
coolgirl999
Wittybeth

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 12:41pm UTC

Does it bother anyone else how people get a boyfriend/girlfriend when they're twelve and then they break up and they're all depressed? like did you think you were gonna get married or something? it's ok to be sad but your life isn't over.

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 12:29pm UTC

The right thing would be to just let it go...but the fun thing? REVENGE!!I think I'm gonna go with the second choice :)

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 12:23pm UTC

Sometimes it sucks being the baby of the family....then i see my friends trying to keep all thier little screaming siblings and cousins from killing eachother and i realize I'm the lucky one :)

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 16, 2011 12:18pm UTC

The awkward moment when your foots asleep and you jump up and down on it screaming in pain and someone walks in the room and looks at you like you have six heads...

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 12:49am UTC

Is anybody else so close to their friends parents that they shove you off chairs?
or is it just me?

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 12:37am UTC

I'm sooooooo close to my bestfriend. We act completly stupid around eachother but thats ok cuzzzz......i love her to death.
fave if you have a bestfriend:)<3

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 12:30am UTC

My friend is acting completly drunk right now....
she swears to drunk shes not god...
shes on the floor right now rapping about david hasselhoff...
oh and something about snails....
fave if you've ever had to deal with a drunk on tiredness friend:)

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Wittybeth
posted a quote
August 13, 2011 12:23am UTC

aww man Taylor Swift and her most recent boyfriend broke up......oh well at least we can expect a new hit song!

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