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Kennediismyname
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May 5, 2012 12:11pm UTC

National Suicide Prevention Hotline
1-800-273-8255
favorite, repost, anything.
you could save someone's life.

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CowboyCut
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May 5, 2012 5:02pm UTC

Yes, I will see other girls. Yes, I will love them just as much as I love you. Yes, I will kiss them when you're not looking. Yes, I they will sit on my lap all night long. Yes, they will steal my heart.
They will call you Mom. And they will call me Dad.
Will you marry me?
(How I will propose)

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mm1213
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May 5, 2012 2:01pm UTC

I feel bad for the siblings of One Direction...
they can't marry their brother

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superfish12
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May 5, 2012 9:32pm UTC

FaceBook is my friend,
YouTube is my voice,
Google is my brain,
Witty is my heart.

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bgsoccer93
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May 5, 2012 12:07pm UTC

me at school: I'll work on this at home
me at home: I'll work on this at school

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DuckyMoMo11
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May 5, 2012 2:09pm UTC

Dude,
I was there.
Stop trying to change the story.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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taalkxgabbby
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 1:20pm UTC

Dear One Direction,
Get out, get out, get out of my head
And fall into my bed instead.

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Steve
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April 18, 2012 11:31am UTC

If you’re winning, play safe and keep the game clean and simple. If you are losing, take risks and complicate the game. - Caine's Academy, Brooklyn

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ShesInLove
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May 3, 2012 9:27pm UTC

"Future dads...
you need to tell your daughters that they're beatuiful. . . that shes amazing and that she's here in this world for a reason."
-Mr. Mcfall; My science teacher
He actually said this C:

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