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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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July 22, 2013 12:14pm UTC

Hello. I am your best friend, your
typical white girl.

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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July 22, 2013 12:18pm UTC

you're*

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 12:27pm UTC

Omg, i'm so sorry!
I didn't mean to grab your azs.
It was an innocent mistake.
oops.

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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July 22, 2013 12:44pm UTC

If we said typos in real life:
Girl: Wanna come to my party today?
Girl: Ew no, you are parties are awful.

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 1:12pm UTC

Just went to the tattoo shop with my big daddy!
We both got infinity tattoos and he wrote my
name next to his infinity and i wrote his name
next to my infinity! Brb, gonna
instagram this!

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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July 22, 2013 1:18pm UTC

Format chickittylover
poem to my boyfrienD:
You are the second "o" to my infinity sign,
you are the you to my 're,
you are the star to my bucks,
& you are the middle finge to my hand.
♥♥♥

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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July 23, 2013 2:28pm UTC

OMG I can't believe my mom!!?
So this morning i dropped my iphone 5 into the toilet and my mom waited a wHOLE 16 HOURS UNTIL SHE BOUGHT ME A NEW ONE?? I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'D MAKE ME WAIT THAT LONG!!
Ugh, this is SO going on my Facebook status.

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 2:43pm UTC

I love unique names!
Like, when I grow older and have a kid i'm going to name her hashtag so i can ship her with anyone!!

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 2:51pm UTC

look at this brilliant text i sent yesterday lol xx
Hater: you're an awful girl!! you think that since your parents are rich you can boss everyone around and bully everyone?? listen up, you're LAME. telling me to kill myself? i can't believe you. you're awful and i hope you know that.
Me: lol ur just strawberry jelly x

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 2:58pm UTC

I'm such a sweetheart, i love giving advice to people! For example:
My friend: Does this dress look good on me?
Me: EW, NOT AT ALL. Here, wear this really thick jacket so no one can see that poor body of yours (: All better!
you're welcome!

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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July 23, 2013 3:01pm UTC

I love ALL types of music!
-oh really? that's cool! do you like the arctic monkeys and paramore?
-what

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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July 23, 2013 4:09pm UTC

white girls on instagram are all like:
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282 likes
whitegirlinstaaccount: #selfie #curlyhairdontcare #straighthair #cool #pretty #perfect #ugly #tbt #picoftheday #photooftheday #jj #outfit #fashion #makeup #dog #cat #house #furniture #food #website #tumblr #idk #lol #sandwhich #ocean #pink #favorite #lfl #seahorse
friend: omg you're so pretty!! and so many likes aww!! <33
whitegirlinstaaccount: @friend omg thanks!! aw i know but who really cares? it doesn't matter how many likes you get really, i obviously don't care <3

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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July 30, 2013 7:25pm UTC

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Sorry i haven't been online,
i've been spending my time doing alot of selfies i mean beauty pageants

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 7:46pm UTC

Just girly things #911
When he picks you up in his big strong arms and tickles
your stomach and bites your neck to the point where blood is drawn and then throws you off onto the concrete where you have a major concussion for 3 years ♥
Please don't remove this!

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

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person: "is it a boy or a girl?"
person 2: *sheds a single tear*
*whispers*
"it's an american"
*bald eagle screetches in the distance*

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 2:44pm UTC

oh sorry i can't have that cake actually i'm on a diet i'm trying to get back to that original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces yeah

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 1:41pm UTC

you have no idea how bad i want to tell you guys who i am lol

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:04pm UTC

Whenever a bully comes up to me I always think
"What would Justin Bieber do?" so i just spit at the bully and laugh and run away

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yourtypicalwhitegirl
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August 23, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Imagine if this happened in real life:
[the scene: two white girls are walking in a school hallway]
girl #1: hey loser lol
girl #2: leave me alone
girl #1: no way, you deserve to know that your outfit it totally ugly today
girl #2: oh my god just leave me alone??
girl #1: your hair's ugly too and so is your MOM OHH
girl #2: OK, FIRST OFF LEARN TO SPELL. Second, i'm done with you!!
girl #1: learn to spell... wat
girl #2: what***

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