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WinterDellForever

1. WinterDellForever
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2014 3:03am UTC
   STORY TIME
   So my ex boyfriend dumped me for my best friend,
   who everyone in the school secretly hated but him & I.
   She broke the girl code & dated him after I dated him( like seriously? )
   Anyways- I had a best friend who had moved from my school the year before.
   She came back to visit & the girl who is dating my ex says:
   " LEL " & " KEWL " like a noob.
   So my best friend went:
   " What does lel even mean? Laughing extremely loud? "
   ( keep in mind my best friend doesn't speak english as a first language so this was 10x funnier getting showed up by a non-english speaker )
   
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2. WinterDellForever
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2014 2:55am UTC
   I don't think a boy could ever love a wittian girl
   I mean I'm one
   &
   I'm sitting here in my Snuggie
   eating an elephant size of food
   with my two cats on my feet
   daydreaming about a perfect day
   ________
   like seriously, winter?
   
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3. WinterDellForever
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2014 2:31am UTC
   such a little cut; little cut won't grow
   such a little cut; little cut won't grow
   such a little cut; little cut won't grow
   such a little cut; little cut won't grow
   such a little cut; little cut won't grow
   such a little cut; little cut won't grow
   such a little cut; little cut won't grow
   such a little cut; little cut won't grow
   such a little cut; little cut won't grow
   such a big cut; big cut did quite grow
   
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