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  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. love26 love26
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 9:10am UTC
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  4. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 7:54pm UTC
    Him: I should try being a generic tumblr guy
    Him: For science
    Me: For science...
    Me: You'd pass as a tumblr boy.
    Him: No don't say boy
    Me: Boy
    Me: Tumblr boy

  5. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2004 12:30pm UTC
    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man,
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    F.uck high school. In elementary school, the entire classroom was your
    Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.

  7. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 10:27pm UTC
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    "Are you okay?"
    "Yeah, I'm tired."
    (T): Torn Apart
    (I): Insecure
    (R): Really faking my smile
    (E): Extremely Sad
    (D): Drowning in my tears

  8. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 10:52pm UTC

    >>You were mine for the summer,
    Now we know it's, nearly over.
    Feels like snow in September,
    But I always will remember;
    You were my summer love.
    You always will be my summer love<<

  9. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    When there's an awkward moment,
    and everyone knows it's an awkward moment..
    and one person goes,
    "AWKKKWAAARRRDDD...."

  10. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I get it.
    She's prettier, thinner, and funnier.
    Don't worry.
    I wouldn't choose me either
    ♥♥♥

  11. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 12:25am UTC
    ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♭♭♩♭♭♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫
    I am like a piano...
    Beautiful, but if played wrong,
    I'm a mess.
    ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♭♭♩♭♭♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫

  12. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 12:29am UTC
    p>
    I am not a button.
    You can't wear me until you buy another.
    I'm already sewn in.
    And you can't just throw the entire shirt away.

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  13. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 7:41pm UTC
    Once you go purple,
    You NEVER go back.
    --Peanut

  14. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    What's hard and pink when it goes in,
    But soft and wet when it comes out?
    Bubble gum.

  15. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    It's just three words. Why can't I just say it?

  16. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    I just want to talk to you again.

  17. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    HELLO
    My name is...
    None of your f/cking business

  18. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    It's not always rainbows and butterflies,
    it's comprimise that moves us along.

  19. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 5:33pm UTC
    PEOPLE OF WITTY,
    Today I got to meet the wonderful Missy Modell!! She is an amazing singer/songwriter and I think you should check her out!!

  20. Music4Sisters Music4Sisters
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2012 6:13pm UTC
    One Direction tomorrow night!! Ahh!

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