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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts MyConfessionsAreWrittenInCuts
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 1:36am UTC
    Oh well, oh well.
    Looks like I'm all alone again.

  3. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  4. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    When a
    song comes on
    and you instantly
    think you're a drummer.

  5. annabanana090 annabanana090
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    kids:Are we home yet? Are we home yet?
    parents: If you kids don't keep quite, I'm turning this car back around.
    kids:
    parents:
    kids:So? Were going back to Disneyland?
    parents:
    kids: Yayy!
    nmq

  6. WhoresnopsBitch WhoresnopsBitch
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 10:53pm UTC
    You used to talk to me.
    but now..
    I barely exist to you.
    And it hurts.

  7. UrAqTpie143 UrAqTpie143
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2012 10:49pm UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    When you love someone
    It's hard to let them go
    but the moreyoutry to keep them
    they just keep running away ♥
    -----------♥-----------

  8. WhoresnopsBitch WhoresnopsBitch
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 2:17am UTC
    Him: So what's up?
    Me: *jokes around* Talking to my girlfriend ;). What about you?
    Him: Same ;)
    Awwww ♥

  9. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2012 2:53pm UTC
    Hold your cursor over this quote
    if your name is Brianna.

  10. Ayialove Ayialove
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 1:52am UTC
    Drama
    (noun)
    When Sarah likes Mike but Mike is going
    out with Jane when Jane accualy likes
    Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah so Dylan asks
    Sarah out and Jane gets mad and breaks up
    with Mike so she can go out with Dylan
    then Sarah asks out Eric instead and Eric
    likes Hannah and Hannah likes Mike so
    Hannah asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous
    so she tries to make up with Mike.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. *Caraphernelia* *Caraphernelia*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 2:11am UTC
    Expectation
    Google
    _________________________________________
    |Where is my phone now? |
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2010 - Privacy
    Reality
    Google
    _________________________________________
    |Stupid places to put a phone |
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Adevertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2010 - Privacy

  13. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 4:53pm UTC
    Ever looked at your bestfriend
    and thought 'why aren't we comedians?'
    nmf

  14. xocarlyyxox xocarlyyxox
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    That Moment of Fame
    when your name is in a math problem.

  15. GeorgeLucy GeorgeLucy
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 11:48pm UTC
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    I don't know how...
    ///////////////// People can laugh in photos and still look pretty..
    I look like an awkward horse.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

  16. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 12:43am UTC
    Give me some advice please.
    ...Life's a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you're hot.
    ...Not what I meant. -_____-

  17. chels_xo chels_xo
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 2:02pm UTC

    The object to your left is now
    your weapon of choice in the
    upcoming zombie apocalypse.
    What is it?

  18. IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx IFeelLikeDancing_Tonightxx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Cop: When is your birthday?
    Me: April 20th
    Cop: What year?
    Me: Every year.
    Cop: Well played.....
    lol fav if you get it:)

  20. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    WHEN MY AUNT HAD CANCER,
    Did I make a quote asking for favs for support?
    \\\\\\\\\\ NO, I DIDN'T. //////////
    What did I do instead?
    I left my computer, left Witty,
    ---------- and spent more time with her. ----------

:)

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