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WannabeSkinny

1. WannabeSkinny
   posted a quote
   May 1, 2011 4:52pm UTC
   Facepalm Moment #2I was listening to music on YouTube, and I decide to read the comments. One of them was, "What does "Burn to a cinder" mean? It's only because I don't speak English!" If you don't speak English, how are you commenting in English? We're not that dumb. That's just you.
   
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2. WannabeSkinny
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   May 1, 2011 4:46pm UTC
   Facepalm worthy moment #1So, I was on this other website, reading a story. This one girl comments saying, "can i be a co-writer?pwease i am a very gud writer listin to this." Sorry sweetie, but you're not a good writer if you type like that.
   
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3. WannabeSkinny
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   February 25, 2011 6:58pm UTC
   That fail moment when…
   You try to get into your account on a website, and it doesn’t accept your password. You try again, typing more carefully. 5 times. Then you realize you put in the wrong username.
   
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4. WannabeSkinny
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   February 16, 2011 6:11pm UTC
   That special feeling you get when
   You make a new quote, and you go to look at it on the new quotes page, then go to your profile and you already have a fave that’s not your own.
   (Hey, I’m venting. I’m just venting a good thing.)
   
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5. WannabeSkinny
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   February 16, 2011 5:53pm UTC
   Mirror, mirror on the wall, ruthless to your victim, suiting you becomes my love, tied to my reflection.
   Hunger takes a hold of me, making my decisions; glossy fashion magazines will feed my new addiction.
   Skinny.
   All these voices singing,
   Skinny.
   All my monsters singing,
   Skinny.
   Got to fit that new bikini.
   
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6. WannabeSkinny
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   February 16, 2011 5:41pm UTC
   I bet you didn’t know that ‘Nemo’ means ‘No one’ in Latin, so technically the movie’s called Finding No One. :o
   Mine
   
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7. WannabeSkinny
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   February 16, 2011 5:26pm UTC
   Hey, so this is a plain quote. I've been trying to figure out how to make my quotes look pretty for awhile. How do you? I'd like to know backgrounds and font effects (like making it change color as it goes). Thanks. :}
   
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8. WannabeSkinny
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   February 16, 2011 5:07pm UTC
   The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
   
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9. WannabeSkinny
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   December 31, 2010 1:36pm UTC
   "You know, when I was three, I put my sippy cup in a brown paper bag. I thought that that was just the way people drank things."
   -George Lopez
   
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