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Wafflegirl87

1. Wafflegirl87
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 5:02pm UTC
   Therapy is EXPENSIVE...
   Popping bubble wrap is CHEAP...
   YOU CHOOSE
   
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2. Wafflegirl87
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   April 7, 2012 7:44pm UTC
   Whenever I try cleaning my room I either end up making a BIGGER MESS or just playing with the stuff I thought I lost.
   
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3. Wafflegirl87
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   April 7, 2012 7:37pm UTC
   *Opens a pack of gum*
   BAM 1Million people are your best friend
   -//teenagerposts.tumblr.com
   
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4. Wafflegirl87
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   April 7, 2012 7:35pm UTC
   What the heck does the "Z" in "LOLZ" mean....."Laugh Out loud.....Zebras?"
   -//teenagerposts.tumblr.com
   
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5. Wafflegirl87
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   April 7, 2012 7:22pm UTC
   D.R.A.M.A
   DUMB
   Retards
   Asking for
   More
   Attention
   -Cherrybam.com
   
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6. Wafflegirl87
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   April 7, 2012 7:18pm UTC
   Dear parents,
   Jasmine fell in love with a hobo. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around with no clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she fell in love with him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to go to a party.
   Sincerly,
   it's not the juvenile delinquents' fault, its just how you raised them!
   -Cherrybam.com
   
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7. Wafflegirl87
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2012 7:09pm UTC
   Unless you are
   GOOGLE,
   stop acting
   like you know
   EVERYTHING!!!
   
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8. Wafflegirl87
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   April 7, 2012 7:06pm UTC
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9. Wafflegirl87
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   April 7, 2012 6:59pm UTC
   Last night i lay in bed looking at the sky and i thought to myself..........Where the heck did the sky go???
   
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10. Wafflegirl87
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Drink Coffee
    do stupid things
    faster
    
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11. Wafflegirl87
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    April 7, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    SARCASM:
    One of the manny services i offer!
    -Cherrybam.com
    
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12. Wafflegirl87
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    March 27, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    To all of my haters,
    What have i ever don e to u? cuz im cluless right now. Ahhhhhh i get wht u r trien to do. U just h8 me cuz u r jelous of meee. Welll b tht way and just hate me all u want cuz i dont care.
    Ha figured out ur secret,
    -MEEEEE
    (Haters gunna hate this up in hea)
    
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13. Wafflegirl87
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    March 27, 2012 8:23pm UTC
    To all you bullies out there,
    You know that i just want to let you know that u may think that u are hurtin me but ur rlly not. u c, what ever you say to me that you think is going to make me run home crying really makes me that much stronger inside. And i just want to thank you for hurting me because if u didnt i would be weak, but now i am stronger than ever before!
    Just wanted u all 2 kno tht,
    -ME (And im stronger than EVER)
    
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14. Wafflegirl87
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    March 27, 2012 8:14pm UTC
    I go to a Catholic school and there is a strict rule of No nail polish, make up, and jewlery. Yet me and my friends wear nail polish, make up, and jewlery anyway (we are rebels!). And our teachers still complement us on our nailpolish, make up, and jewlery choices.
    I tink that that is kinda wierd dont u?????
    
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15. Wafflegirl87
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    March 27, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    DOESNT EVERYONE THINK THAT IF SOMONE IS USING ALL CAPS THEY THINK THAT THAT PERSON IS YELLING LOUDLY!
    "P.s. I was not screaming up there!"
    
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16. Wafflegirl87
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    March 11, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Everybody thinks im wierd because i...
    1. Eat food like a vaccum
    2. Chew the crushed ice in my cooladas
    3. Smell the milk before i pour it in a glass
    4. Dance like no one is watching
    5. Am naturally crazy
    6. Yell at the TV
    7. Treat household appliances like they are alive
    8. Think that amimals understand me when i am talking to them
    9. Make up words
    10. Talk WAY too fast
    
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17. Wafflegirl87
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    March 11, 2012 11:52am UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I have a puppy
    Get in the van!
    
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18. Wafflegirl87
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Drama is a germ
    It spreads the sickness of sadness,hate, and rumors
    Side effects include: Crying, Pain, and depression
    Cure: true friends that you can trust
    Prevention: Keep away from people who are likely to spread drama
    (Please note: people who make up false rumors are either jelous of you, left out and want attention, or insecure and want to make other people look worse than they are.)
    
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19. Wafflegirl87
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 10:41pm UTC
    ADMIT IT
    You've done one of these:
    1. Walked into a room. Forgot what you needed. Walked out, and then remembered.
    2. When you were younger you drew the sun in the corner of the paper.
    3. You closed the fridge door really slowly, just to see when the lights went off
    4. You tried to balance the light switch between the ON and OFF
    5. You thought that the "D" in Disney was a "G"
    6. You thought that when you were not home all of your toys came alive
    7. That as soon as you turned off the light , monsters would grab your feet.
    8. That if you swallowed a piece of gum, it would stay in you forever
    9. That the color pink was in the rainbow
    10. That Boys/Girls were icky and infested with cooties
    
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20. Wafflegirl87
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Music is my drug
    Apple is my dealer
    
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