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  1. youngwildfreeforever youngwildfreeforever
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 10:17pm UTC
    things to yell when you're friends are on the phone with their parents :
    1. the classic "PASS THE WEEEEDD!"
    2. the less classic "DUDE, HIDE THE WEED!
    3. "____ PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!"
    4. "SH*T, THE COPS ARE HERE"
    5. (in the car)"HEY! I THINK THEY WANNA RACE!"
    6. "THEY FOUND US! RUN, MAN, RUN!"
    7. "dude, i totally told my mom we were just gonna _(doing the activity you're doing right now)_ what did you tell yours?"
    8. "LET'S NOT TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT THIS ONE."
    9. "come back to bed!" (not mine)
    10. "SH*T SHE KNOWS!"
    11. "IT'S YOUR TURN TO SPIN THE BOTTLE ____!"
    12. "YEAH, HE'S 23 TOO!<3"
    13. "you said she wouldn't call this time..?"
    14. "GUYSS! THE FENCE IS TOO HIGH. AND I THINK THERES AN ALARM."
    15. (the car again) "___ JUST PULL OVER. I DON'T WANNA GET IN TROUBLE."

  2. xoholdmeforeverxo xoholdmeforeverxo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 12:41am UTC
    Feeling like a beast
    when you are the first person
    to fave a top quote

  3. tay_tay_swiift tay_tay_swiift
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 2:42am UTC
    Nothing I do is perfect.
    They tell me I'm ugly, so I wear make up. Now they tell me I'm fake.
    They called me fat, so I lost weight. Now they call me anorexic.
    They think I'm too loud, so I quiet down. Now they think I am boring and shy.
    && it's not like any of it matters.
    Because either way , they will still judge me.
    not my format,
    credit to: wittygirl2010

  4. Electric_Rainbow Electric_Rainbow
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 4:38am UTC
    Favourite;
    If you live in Australia.
    Comment;
    For any other country.
    nmf

  5. cocopopsticles cocopopsticles
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 4:39am UTC
    They say Disney world is the
    "Happiest place on earth"
    Obviously, they've never been in
    Your arms
    Click the heart if you'd like (:

  6. MyCandy987 MyCandy987
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 4:55am UTC
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    Thinking of a great quote the night before and on the day its like,
    ‘Damn
    I can’t remember it.’
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    NMF

  7. ashleycruzx3 ashleycruzx3
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    June 30, 2011 4:56am UTC
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  8. 2lucyloo 2lucyloo
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 5:01am UTC
    That awkward moment
    of laughter
    When your dad tells you your uncle is on youtube!
    {♥}


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  10. JesseeSchneider JesseeSchneider
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    June 30, 2011 5:04am UTC
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  12. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 5:50am UTC
    Actually;
    i always pay attention to the L and R on my headphones. ♥


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  15. Ljubinka Ljubinka
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 6:34am UTC
    caught in the prison of your lies
    in the loneliness inside
    you made me feel it
    nmf


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  17. Pikachu Pikachu
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 6:58am UTC
    I love Pikachu! ^-^

  18. ilove_him ilove_him
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    June 23, 2011 7:05am UTC
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  19. LeahxX LeahxX
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 11:22am UTC
    Heres my cup of care> \_/
    Oh looks its empty.
    NMQ-Just liked it.


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