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Member Since: 28 Apr 2011 10:48pm

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I'm 15, landed on earth September 13th, 1996 . Im a veggie girl, i dont eat anything that would run, hop, err fly away if it could . The light of my life is my nephew Jordan, hes 4 & hes soo cute . My bestfriend is Alyssa Abernathy . I have 5 sisters & 2 brothers . I love having funn & i make the best of eerything . My boyfrriend's name is not exsisting & i love him. Well comment err whatever !
& I love Ass sooo much.
<3
* Live life freeee *

JesseeSchneider
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February 5, 2012 8:27pm UTC

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February 5, 2012 8:14pm UTC

I can't believe i just let you walk out.. Like everyone else...

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JesseeSchneider
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January 31, 2012 7:28pm UTC

Congrats kid, you broke me.

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JesseeSchneider
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December 13, 2011 10:42am UTC

So, my bestfriend likes me & i used to like him too.
But over the weekend i hungout with my ex. & he cheated on his girlfriend with me. & now, i dont know what to dooo.
Help. /:

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JesseeSchneider
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December 8, 2011 10:31am UTC

It's not my fault i
fell in love with
you... Gravity
made me. <3

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JesseeSchneider
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November 21, 2011 8:21pm UTC

That teacher that always
answers yer question
with a question
and yer just like,
soo.. whats the answer?
nmq

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JesseeSchneider
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November 21, 2011 1:24pm UTC

Whoever made pencils saying "too cool for
drugs" is stupid.
cause when you sharpen it it says "Cool for drugs", "for drugs", & then "Drugs"

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JesseeSchneider
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November 21, 2011 1:19pm UTC

Will you remember me in a day?
Yes?
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes, i will.
knock knock.
who's there?
You already forgot me.

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JesseeSchneider
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November 17, 2011 11:20am UTC

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JesseeSchneider
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November 17, 2011 10:59am UTC

Soo today at 11:11 im going to wish that 11:11 wishes came true.

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JesseeSchneider
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November 17, 2011 10:52am UTC

What do you call a big green thing rolling down a hill?
A big green thing rolling down a hill.
-Dominic.

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JesseeSchneider
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November 17, 2011 10:51am UTC

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because they should be fighting crime and stuff.
-Dominick.

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JesseeSchneider
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November 11, 2011 11:08am UTC

I wish i could be
getting married, right now.
♥

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JesseeSchneider
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November 11, 2011 10:57am UTC

don't say im 'wrong' for smokin' pot.
Yer telling me im wrong, fer getting
a couple hours away from all this bullshit
i have to deal with in my life. For trying
to be happy, for a minute. & if it wasn't fer pot,
i wouldn't be alive right now. Dont judge me.
I'm trying to make it, just like the rest of us.
♥

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JesseeSchneider
posted a quote
November 11, 2011 10:48am UTC

Gettin' high
In the snow;
Is like a winter wonderland.

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JesseeSchneider
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November 3, 2011 8:20pm UTC

Dad, im hungry.
Hi hungry, im Dad.
Dad im serious!
I thought you were hungry?
Are you kidding me!?
No, im Dad.

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JesseeSchneider
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November 3, 2011 8:05pm UTC

Im in trouble.. I think im fallin' for my sisters ex boyfriend. Also my bestfriend. He's the guy that gives me butterflys, & stops me from killing & cutting myself, hes the one i look forward to seeing & hanging out with.. Hes really the only person i care about. I've known him longer then she has, & i guess i always kinda liked him. But shes in love with him, & now i think im fallin tooo. I just don't exactly know what to do.

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JesseeSchneider
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November 3, 2011 5:55pm UTC

[♥] no shirt, no shoes,
nmf/CamiTheBaconator no service.
Ohkay, i'll walk in with no pants then.

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JesseeSchneider
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November 3, 2011 5:53pm UTC

How are you?
Idunno.
How do you not know?
I'm not good, i'm just sick of sayin' i'm
bad..

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JesseeSchneider
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October 30, 2011 9:55pm UTC

I love my big brother. <3

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