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  1. emily96x0o emily96x0o
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    .
    I
    Need
    This
    format.
    Will
    Use
    It
    later.
    format by Paperlung

  2. DanceIsLife53 DanceIsLife53
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    if her shoes still light up,
    shes too young for you, bro.

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. dancer4life45 dancer4life45
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 12:13am UTC
    I wish high school was actually like GLEE...
    My life would be A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. <3

  4. raniel1 raniel1
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    Wouldn't it be ironic
    if an ambulance
    ran over someone ?

  5. lindakim lindakim
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    Backround formats!
    Hot Pink backround ; <div style="background-color: #ff0066;">
    Coral Pink backround ; <div style="background-color: #ff3333;">
    Orange backround ; <div style="background-color: #ff6600;">
    Yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    Gold backround ; <div style="background-color: #ffcc00;">
    Lime Green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    Bright Green backround ; <div style="background-color:#00ff00;">
    Cyan backround ; <div style="background-color: cyan;">
    Sky Blue backround ; <div style="background-color: #0099ff;">
    Torquoise backround ; <div style="background-color: #006666;">
    Lavender backround ; <div style="background-color: #333ccc;">
    Purple backround ; <div style="background-color: #9900ff;">
    Dark Purple backround ; <div style="background-color: #330066;">
    *Not mine at all. Just needed to save!

  6. CourtneyLuvsBerriesXoxo CourtneyLuvsBerriesXoxo
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    I just realized that the word "short" is longer than the word "long"..

  7. alyssaxxx alyssaxxx
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    you open the test and you cant even answer the first question.

  8. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    16 things To do in an Elavator
    1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
    2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.
    3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
    4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"
    5. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
    6. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
    7. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"
    8. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
    9. Swat at flies, which don't exist.
    10. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
    11. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"
    12. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.
    13. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
    14. Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with other passengers.
    15. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."
    16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pasengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"
    If anyone does one fave or comment

  9. meliiXxXbellii meliiXxXbellii
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Those 'nrvgwfljfwggkpeofhefge' moments when you don't really know what to say. (:

  10. xxForeverMyselfxx xxForeverMyselfxx
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 1:12pm UTC
    If she ___ she's too-
    stfu, this is really getting old.

  11. beautyinabox beautyinabox
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC
    Favorite if you've ever had a,
    Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

  12. xoxlilsab9xox xoxlilsab9xox
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 12:10am UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. hiddenshadows hiddenshadows
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2010 12:23am UTC
    Creepy?
    Have a history teacher try to explain this to you.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected in Congress in
    1846.
    John F. Kennedy was elected in Congress in
    1946.
    Abraham Lincoln was elected president in
    1860.
    John F. Kennedy was elected president in
    1960.
    The names Lincoln and Kennedy
    both have seven letters.
    Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
    Both wives lost their children while living in the white house.
    Both presidents were shot on a friday.
    Both
    presidents were shot in the head.
    Lincoln's secretary was named
    Kennedy.
    Can you guess yet?
    Kennedy's secretary was named
    Lincoln.
    Both were assisnated by Southerners,
    both were succeeded by Southerners,
    Both successors were named Johnson.
    Lincoln's successor was born in
    1808.
    Kennedy's successor was born in
    1908.
    Lincoln's assinator was born in 1839,
    While Kennedy's was born in 1939.
    Both assassins were known by
    three names.
    Both names are composed of
    15 letters.
    It gets better;
    Lincoln was shot in a theatre named Kennedy;
    Kennedy was shot in a car named 'Lincoln'.
    Booth ran from a theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
    Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
    & here's the best part:
    A week before Lincoln's assissnation, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
    A week before Kennedy's assissnation, he was with
    Marilyn Monroe.

  14. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2010 9:32pm UTC
    Only ninjas can read this quote.
    Congratulations. If you're reading this, you're a ninja.
    To prove your dedication to the ninja society, please
    favourite this quote, and let the non-ninjas wonder as
    to why this has so many favourites. NINJAS RULE

  15. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2010 10:44am UTC
    What is wrong with you?
    How dare you make fun of someone for something they can't control?
    She has acne. - Do you think she chose to have red spots all over her face?
    Her nose is big. - Who cares? Is she supposed to get plastic surgery? Hmm?
    She has crooked teeth. - I've never met someone who got braces just for fun.
    She wears glasses. - Do you think people like being half-blind? They don't.
    Her hair is frizzy. - Some people don't like frying their hair w/ a straightener.
    She's not a size 0. - Oh, I'm sorry that some of us aren't afraid to eat cookies.
    Imperfection is beautiful.

  16. JadoreDior JadoreDior
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 9:15am UTC
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  17. Alaska Young* Alaska Young*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 9:30am UTC
    remeber when?
    we watched Lizzy Mcguire?
    Sister Sister? Those used to be the best shows.
    Full House?
    Hey Arnold?
    Rocket Power?

  18. believe_ believe_
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 9:41am UTC
    & I'm not even on drugs.
    I’m just weird.
    Alex Gaskarth ♥

  19. emilxo emilxo
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    Who remembers ?
    Zoo Zoo Zoo Pals
    Zoo Zoo Zoo Pals
    Zoo Pals making eating
    F U N ! ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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