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Tanini1

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Member Since: 8 Sep 2011 02:49am

Last Seen: 29 Jan 2012 01:51am

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  1. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    You picked me up.
    You put your hands around my waist
    You took of my top.
    Then put your lips on mine.,
    Thank God I’m a bottle of Pepsi.

  2. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 1:36am UTC
    That moment...
    when you feel like he's still with you
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  3. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 1:26am UTC
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  4. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 1:21am UTC
    Noone understands me....
    Its like I'm speaking another language

  5. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2011 1:11am UTC
    A friends is someone
    who is always there for you
    e v e n thhough they wouuld rather be anywhere else

  6. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 1:10am UTC
    Never look back,
    Unless you plan to go that way
    =3

  7. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    It takes a minute to have a crush on someone,
    an hour to like someone
    and a day to love someone
    but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  8. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    If at first you Don't Suceed,
    W e l c o m e t o t h e c l u b

  9. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 2:54am UTC
    people say
    That
    Kids brighten the home
    Thats Because
    They never turn the damn lights off!
    nmq

  10. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 1:58am UTC
    Be Nice To Nerds
    And Geeks At
    your School
    you'll be working for them in the future

  11. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 10:36pm UTC
    I f you have love,
    You don't need to have anything else
    If you don't have Love,
    It doesn't matter what else you have

  12. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    Work, like you don't need money
    Love like you've never been hurt
    Dance like nobody is looking

  13. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    I You have to watch out for yourself, because nobody else is going to.
    Especially when playing
    Dogeball

  14. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    No wor ds can descyibe my feelings towards you,
    Except for maybe,
    go to hell

  15. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 7:52pm UTC
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    Save the Earth.....
    Its the only planet with
    chocolate
    { }}}}}}} ]]] {♥}{♥}{♥}

  16. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    ♥ I'm
    on
    the
    right track
    baby
    I
    was
    Born
    this
    way

  17. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:31pm UTC
    15 Ways To get kicked out of Walmart
    1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
    2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
    3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
    4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
    5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!".
    6-start a fish stick fight
    7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
    8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!!"
    9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do.
    10-slip a br@ and a lacey pink th0ng into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)
    11-attempt to fly off a high shelf
    12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store.
    13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line.
    14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section.
    15-walk up to empoyees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8.."
    If anyone does one fave or comment

  18. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    A kid gives his Teacher a blank piece of paper
    Teacher: Whats this?
    Kid: A picture of a cow eating grass
    Teacher: Wheres the grass?
    Kid: The cow ate it all
    Teacher: Wheres the cow?
    Kid: It left because there was no more grass
    ♥f

  19. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    16 things To do in an Elavator
    1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
    2. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but intentionally push the wrong ones.
    3. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
    4. Drop something and wait until someone goes to pick it up and then scream, "That's mine!"
    5. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on ask if they have an appointment.
    6. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
    7. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. As they are getting off, tell them you "know of a medicine that can cure that?"
    8. When the doors close, announce to the others in a voice of forced calm, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
    9. Swat at flies, which don't exist.
    10. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
    11. Crack open your briefcase or purse and peer inside periodically while whispering, "Got enough air in there?"
    12. Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall, without getting off. If someone approaches you, turn around and try to bite them.
    13. Stare at another passenger for a while and then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
    14. Pretend you have a talking finger, and use it to communicate with other passengers.
    15. Stare manically and grin at another passenger for an extended amount of time before announcing, "I have new socks on."
    16. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other pasengers in an unnecessarily loud voice, "This is MY personal space!"
    If anyone does one fave or comment

  20. Tanini1 Tanini1
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 3:50am UTC
    Do you know....
    the girls who get picked last in gym
    the girls who barely get partners in class projects,
    the girls who never get noticed. ,
    the girls who wear too much black eyeliner. ,
    the girls who shadow themselves behind their hoodies. ,
    the girls who don't get much for christmas, because their mom can't afford to pay the electricity bill. ,
    the girls who have a huge crush on that one guy, that doesn't even know they exist,
    the girls who don't have cell phones, because they think no one will want to text them anyway,
    the girls who have lost all hope in finding happiness
    Heres to those girls...
    gym class means nothing, in the real world, you'll be first,
    you will get married later in life, believe it, then you'll have a partner; a life partner. ,
    when you're rich & famous, you'll be the one not noticing them,
    makeup is art. wear as much as you want. express your creativity,
    that hoodie; is like a cave. crawl out; the world may seem cruel, but the truth is, you just haven't seen what it really has to offer.
    give it time; you'll get a job, & you'll get the family back on track.
    he knows you exist, he just doesn't deserve you
    cell phones are bad for your brain anyway. add that to your contacts
    happiness is just around the corner. you just have to find it.
    here's to those girls♥
    Tanini1

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