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VickiMonster

1. VickiMonster
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2013 10:00pm UTC
   The best way to
   f*ck up someone's
   knock- knock joke
   is to say....
   "It's open!"
   ~VickiMonster
   
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2. VickiMonster
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2013 1:29pm UTC
   Throwing lamps
   At Bit**es
   Who need to..
   LIGHTEN UPP!!
   ~vickiMonster
   ~
   
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3. VickiMonster
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2013 4:45pm UTC
   WHO HAS BEEN IN A
   WAL*MART
   BEFORE???
   ~vickimonster
   
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4. VickiMonster
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2012 1:30pm UTC
   Me: *Orders Pizza 5 minutes before the new year*
   Pizza Guy: "Heres your pizza mam"
   Me: Damn i odered this pizza last year!! And you want a tip!!??
   ❤
   ~ VickiMonster
   
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5. VickiMonster
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   December 27, 2012 3:19pm UTC
   I SWARE TO DRUNK IM
   NOT GOD!! C:
   
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6. VickiMonster
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   December 27, 2012 2:15pm UTC
   Like Shrek always said: They judge me, before the even get to know me....
   
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7. VickiMonster
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   December 9, 2012 5:59pm UTC
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8. VickiMonster
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   December 5, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   That moment when its so cold your using the bottom of your laptop as heat.. ~ VickiMonster
   
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9. VickiMonster
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   follow me
   "VickiMonster"
   If u like chocolate
   
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10. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    If death
    werent so
    painful i really wouldnt
    Be here! </3
    ~Vicki Monster
    
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11. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 1:52pm UTC
    The picture we took was blury
    but the memory of it is Clear
    
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12. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    My font is small but the voice inside my head is loud.
    ~ VickiMonster
    
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13. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 11:55am UTC
    Me + Food = ❤
    ~ VickiMonster
    
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14. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    Advice #02
    "I am unique in the inside should i show it on the outside?"
    Hiya. ever notice how everyone seems to where what the same super models do? And do you also notice that the super models starve themselves and put petrolium jelly on their teeth? We dont want to be like them now do we. My best advice is to find a style that really highlights YOUR personality. Dont worry about others bullcrap gossip cause' it doesnt matter what "they" think. Shine as bright as you can and show those conformers whos boss. Questions, comment below VV hope this helped;)
    
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15. VickiMonster
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    November 8, 2012 5:30pm UTC
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16. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    For this election day... i am voting for Marilyn Manson<3 if he wins i will be one f*cking proud American!
    
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17. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    THIS Beautiful Tradgety
    Is crasing in on me...
    ..This dyeing destiny..
    "In this Moment"
    ~Vicki Monster <3
    
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18. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Fear the nobodies
    Wanna be somebodies.
    M a r i l yn Ma n son..
    ~Vicki monster
    
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19. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2012 10:45am UTC
    Rainy days and creepy dark skies is beautiful too me^.^
    
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20. VickiMonster
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    If you claim your to old for halloween than your to old for christmas as well ... I rest my case
    ~ VickiMonster <3
    
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