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  1. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    Lick your lips 3 times
    blink once, and keep your eyes wide open until you fave this quote.
    I bet you will sneeze or yawn.

  2. JerseyGurrl JerseyGurrl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    " The luckiest girl in the world is Niall's future girlfriend." -Zayn Malik


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2012 2:44pm UTC
    Mothers Day poem that I wrote
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Happy Mothers Day Mom,
    From me to you.
    Words just can't come close to expressing,
    How much that I love you.
    So read this poem,
    Day by day,
    And when you're feeling sad,
    I hope it brings a smile to your pretty face.
    I just want to say thanks,
    For all you've done for me,
    And if I payed $2 for every time you made me smile,
    Then I'd be counting quite a while.
    And as this poem comes to an end,
    I want you to know Mom,
    That you'll always be,
    My very best friend.

  5. gracegreene gracegreene
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    I'm just a girl,
    sometimes my hair is out of place. I laugh uncontrollably. I sometimes cry myself to sleep. I'm crazy about that one guy. Some days nothing goes right. I fall too easily and trust to much. My friends mean the world to me. I have certain obssessions. My life is crazy, but I wouldn't want it any other way.

  6. xoiloveyoux33 xoiloveyoux33
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    that smaile you get
    when your ex likes your picture(;

  7. l0st l0st
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    she wanted love, he wanted fun. boys and mascara: they always run. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  8. Fake_a_smile Fake_a_smile
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 3:08pm UTC
    Sometimes, when I'm bored,
    I like to go to school,
    and pretend I'm a superhero.
    My power? Invisibility.

  9. Jasminebaybie Jasminebaybie
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    Hey girls from TODDLERS & TIARAS....
    See you in 8 years on 16 & PREGNANT (;
    -follow for a follow?

  10. LeA_HeRe LeA_HeRe
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    torn between two
    w h o w o u l d y o u c h o o s e:
    the one that you love
    or the one
    that loves you?
    nmq

  11. lovexxyou4 lovexxyou4
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 5:55pm UTC
    Fave for a name
    that sounds cute
    with yours... and
    the first thing i
    notice about you(:

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    Choosing names 100 years from now:
    Doctor: It's a girl!
    New Mother: Wow! I think I'll name her Amy!
    Doctor: I'm sorry, but that name is taken, might I suggest Amy797 or Amy_32?

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY!
    *ten minutes go by*
    Mom: Are you ready yet?!
    Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for ten minutes.
    Mom: Ok, I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the animals and cook dinner and swim the english channel.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. BornToDance97 BornToDance97
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    I want a boyfriend who
    Would be my bestfriend. Would let me be my crazy self around
    him. Would laugh with me. Would call me just because he
    wants to hear my voice. Would come to see me in my dance
    competitions. Would hug me when I was cold. Would take pictures
    with me. Would go to the beach with me and wouldnt look
    at anybody else but me. I just described a perfect guy.
    Too bad those don't exsist.

  16. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 12:37am UTC
    Research has proven,
    that if you're scared of spiders, you're more likley to find them in your bedroom.
    I'm scared of hot guys with abs and flippy hair..
    ;)

  17. imabeachbum imabeachbum
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    I'm not forever alone
    I'm forever available (;

  18. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Just wondering...
    How many of you are fans of One Direction?
    Fave if you like them.
    Comment if you don't.

  19. NikkiBeKillin NikkiBeKillin
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    I hate the new sound Witty makes when you press fave /:

    Format by twilightgirl995

  20. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Is there anybody else like me and will be single on Valentine's Day?
    Yes
    No

:)

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