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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. kayleer5 kayleer5
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    today i was in the car with my boyfriend and his mom. i started laughing, he looked at me and said "you laugh too much." his mom yelled at him and said
    "maybe your face is just funny."
    i officially love his mom

  4. hey_wheres_perry hey_wheres_perry
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:25pm UTC
    ..............
    Question;
    If grapes make grape juice...
    and apples make apple juice...
    and oranges make orange juice...
    do watermelons make water?
    o.O
    ..............

  5. bellab123 bellab123
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 10:01am UTC
    R-A-P-E
    GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME :)

  6. XxGoth_ValoriexX XxGoth_ValoriexX
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    Favorite this and I'll
    put a name that first comes to my mind when I see ur profile and I'll
    follow you♥

  7. greenxlettucex8 greenxlettucex8
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    FAVORITE THIS;
    and i'll comment the guy's name that
    your gonna marry

  8. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    fave if you've ever lied ;
    if you don't fave you're lying. ♡

  9. KendallJTeam KendallJTeam
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    So the principle, and the teachers at my school,started makeing FAKE facebook acounts and look at all there students walls, and photos. They call up there parents and ask them if there aware of what there child is doing online.
    Fav if you think thats wrong and a total invasion of privacy

  10. katieXOalice katieXOalice
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Fav if;
    You are shorter than
    5'8...
    :D

  11. winkedyesterday5 winkedyesterday5
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Favorite this quote and..
    I'll write a boys name that sounds good with yours on your profile :)
    im bored, ok?

  12. Lyannn Lyannn
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 4:36pm UTC
    If you tickle me,
    I'm not responsible for your injuries.

  13. bandansrock123 bandansrock123
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 7:06pm UTC
    Dear male teachers,
    Yes, I really do need to take my bag with me to the bathroom.
    Sincerely, are you really that dumb?
    nmq


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. deefw427 deefw427
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    "Wow. Your so smart."
    click the {♥} if you read that
    sarcastically.

  16. klairissasheaXx klairissasheaXx
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 6:32pm UTC
    Favorite this qoute and..
    I'll write a boys name that sounds good with yours on your profile :)

  17. thatgirl4 thatgirl4
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    HILARY DUFF
    i s p r e g n a n t .
    I must be really old .
    ♥ ♥ ♥

  18. lisac517 lisac517
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 4:22pm UTC
    i want to know
    what crosses your mind when you hear my name

  19. imjustinsecure imjustinsecure
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    + who else remembers when
    Victoria Justice was Lola?

  20. musiclover1220 musiclover1220
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    Fave and i'll
    write the name of the
    guy you will
    marry

:)

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