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  1. BrownEyedBiitch BrownEyedBiitch
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 12:17pm UTC
    real girls aren't perfect.
    perfect girls aren't real.

  2. LilMissStarz LilMissStarz
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 7:11am UTC
    Hey! :)
    Hey :) I was thinking, we could be friends, or... We could be more than friends, if you know what I mean...
    Bestfriends?
    No... more ;)
    Oh ;) MEGA bestfriends.
    -_-

  3. Alysssa Alysssa
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 6:50am UTC
    Don't tell anyone this,
    but sometimes when I'm playing sims,
    I give my sims the same names as people from my school and then trap them in a room with no doors or food and watch them die.

  4. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 9:06am UTC
    nmf
    My eight year old sister's advice on boys:
    Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
    My Sister: You tell him.
    Me: And if he doesn't like you?
    My Sister: You kill him.
    ♥♥♥

  5. antus_girl antus_girl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:45am UTC
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  6. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:45am UTC
    Oh, Your nail broke?
    Well, 46 children are diagnosed with cancer everyday.
    I'm sorry about your nail though.
    nmf/nmq

  7. LovePink1516 LovePink1516
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 12:05pm UTC
    If I Ever Go On A
    Bad Date,
    I'm gonna stand up and say, "I'm an actor, they're all actors, and you're on MTV's "Disaster Date"!"and run out.

  8. LoveToLaugh14 LoveToLaugh14
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 7:43am UTC
    there's always a...
    little TRUTH behind IDONTKNOW
    little CURIOSITY beind JUSTWONDERING
    little EMOTION behind IDONTCARE
    little LOVE behind IHATEYOU
    little INEEDYOU behind GOAWAY
    lot of WORDS behind the
    SILENCE <3

  9. kyla103 kyla103
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 2:20pm UTC
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  10. kyla103 kyla103
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 2:50am UTC
    Weird & random facts 3#
    Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves. That's the opposite of the norm.

  11. kyla103 kyla103
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 2:32am UTC
    Weird & random facts 2#
    The Nobel peace prize medal depicts 3 naked men linking arms.

  12. kyla103 kyla103
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 2:23am UTC
    Weird & random facts 1#
    Google was originally called back rub.

  13. jaydexox jaydexox
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 2:03am UTC
    The day you realize i'm
    the girl for you...
    i'll be laying next to the boy
    who already knew


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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