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  1. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    Mullins: *looking through a bunch of things* Nope not there!
    Ashburn: What is she doing?
    The Chief: ...Shes looking for my ba!ls.
    Mullins: *Opens door to lobby where everyone is* Excuse me! has anyone seen the chiefs bal!s!? There little and tiny like little tiny little girl bal!s if little girls had bal!s! *slams door shut*
    *like 5 mins later finds some tic-taks*
    Mullins: Oh look here they are!! *throws them at his head*
    -The Heat

  2. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 6:22pm UTC
    OK so this Friday our marching band *which Im in* had to march our home football game and we get 3rd quarter off to go get food and stuff. Well me and my friend Kimberly always walk around the field. A song came on and no one was around so we just started randomly dancing, very, very, very good (note the sarcasm) and we were to busy to realize that some of the most popular people in school were up on the hill watching us, until they started laughing and pointing...but yunno what we did...kept on dancing! I even moon walked back to my seat.
    *true story*

  3. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    If you want to
    I can save you
    I can take you away from here
    So lonely inside
    So busy out there
    And all you wanted
    was somebody who cares
    <3

  4. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Cause you know that I'll always be there
    Maybe that's why you don't care
    So just take it all
    And watch how I fall
    Always thinking you'll catch me
    You are killing me slowly
    I keep holding my breath
    Cause I love you to death
    I love you to death
    I love you to death

  5. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 4:03pm UTC
    No ones scared of flying, were just scared of crashing down
    No ones scared of falling, were just scared to hit the ground
    Even if your heart gets broke, you're stronger then you'll ever know
    When things go wrong, we just go on

  6. KissMyAxe* KissMyAxe*
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    1. My boy side
    [x] I love hoodies
    [x] I love jeans
    [x] Dogs are better than cats
    [x] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
    [ ] Shopping is torture
    [] Sad movies suck
    [] I own a car racing game
    [x] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
    [] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
    [x] I own a ds, ps2, ps3, or n64
    [] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
    [x] I have watched sports on tv
    [] Gory movies are cool
    [] I go to my dad for advice
    [x] I hate drama
    [] I own like a trillion baseball caps
    [] You used to collect hockey cards
    [x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
    [] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
    [x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
    [x] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
    [] Sports are fun
    [x] I talk with food in my mouth
    [x] I sleep with my socks on at night
    [x] I have fished at least once
    2. My girl side
    [x] I love to shop
    [x] I wear eyeliner
    [x] I wear the color pink
    [x] I go to my mom to talk
    [x] I consider cheerleading a sport
    [] I hate wearing the color black
    [x] I like going to the mall
    [x] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
    [] I like wearing jewelry
    [x] I cried watching/reading the notebook
    [] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
    [x] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
    [x] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
    [] I am/was in gymnastics
    [x] It takes me around/over one hour to shower and get dressed
    [x] I smile a lot more than I should
    [x] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
    [x] I care about what I look like
    [] I like wearing dresses when I can
    [] I like wearing high heel shoes
    [x] I used to play with dolls as little kid
    [x] I like putting make-up on others
    [] I like being the star of everything
    3. Appearance
    [] I am shorter than 5′7″
    [] I have many scars
    [x] I tan easily
    [] I wish my hair was a different color
    [] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
    [] I have a tattoo
    [] I am self-conscious about my appearance
    [] I’ve had/have braces
    [x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
    [] I have more than two piercings
    [] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears
    4. Experiences
    [] I’ve gotten lost in my city
    [x] I’ve seen a shooting star
    [x] I’ve wished on a shooting star
    [] I’ve seen a meteor shower
    [x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
    [x] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
    [x] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
    [x] I’ve been to a casino
    [] I always get mistaken as older than I actually am
    [] I’ve been skydiving
    [] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
    [] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
    [] I’ve crashed a car
    [] I’ve been skiing
    [x] I’ve been in a musical
    [x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
    [] I’ve seen the northern lights
    [x] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
    [x] I’ve played a prank on someone
    [x] I’ve ridden in a taxi
    [x] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
    [] I’ve eaten sushi
    [] I’ve been snowboarding
    5 . Relationships
    [x] I’m single
    [] I’m in a relationship
    [] I’m engaged♥
    [] I’m married
    [] I miss someone right now
    [] I played with someones emotions on purpose before
    [ ] I’ve gotten divorced
    [] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
    [] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
    6. Honesty/Crime
    [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
    [x] I’ve snuck out
    [x] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
    [x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
    [x] I’ve ran a red light
    [] I’ve witnessed a crime
    [x] I’ve been in a fist fight
    [] I’ve been arrested
    7. Death and suicide
    [] I’m afraid of dying
    [x]I hate funerals
    [x] I've thought about how I would die
    [x] I’ve seen someone/something dying
    [x] I've had a near death experience
    [] I’ve written a eulogy for myself
    8. Random/Love
    [x] I do sing...sometimes
    [ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
    [] I open up to others easily
    [x] My parents are divorced
    [x] I watch the news
    [] I don’t kill bugs
    [x] I sing in the shower
    [] I am a morning person
    [] Ive been abused
    [] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
    [] I am a sports fan
    [x] I twirl my hair
    [] I care about grammar
    [] I have “?”’s in my screen name
    [] I’ve copied more than 30 songs in a day
    [] I bake well
    [x] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
    [x] I would wear pajamas to school
    [] I like Martha Stewart
    [] I know how to shoot a gun
    [x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
    [x] I eat fast food weekly
    [x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
    [x] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
    [x] I am ticklish
    [x] I love white chocolate
    [x] I bite my nails
    [] I’m good at remembering faces
    [] I’m good at remembering names
    [] I’m good at remembering dates
    [x] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life

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