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      CALL ME MEGAN.     
Um, I suck at "about me's" so here goes one big epic fail. Hi, I'm Megan. I have 8 nick names; Meggy, Meg, Meggo, Megorite, Meggatron, Nutmeg, Meggers, and Peptalk. I hate almost all of them, and unless you have special permission, you wouldn't dare call me them. I'm on a swim team & I like to run. I'm falling for a kid who's too busy loving somebody else, who just happens to be my team-mate and long time friend, not to mention slight skank. But I'll stop before I get too off-track. I hate candy. Alot. It makes my teeth ache and my brain to get all fuzzy. Jello, however, makes the world go round. My cat Rooney is probably the worlds fattest, laziest, most tempermental creature you will ever meet. Don't mess with Rooney. Ummm, what else... Oh, I hate school. Every time I enter my high school I am very tempted to shoot myself in the foot. I suck at math. Numbers make me want to puke. And I have a problem with reading out loud in front of people, despite the fact I love to read. I like almost any kind of real music, not that crap that's over played on the radio. I don't talk much. I spend alot of time inside my own head arguing and debating imaginary scenarios. I'm not crazy. I just think alot. I think snuggies are the dumbest things in the world, and I appreciate the soft toilet paper, rather than the scratchy shit you find at public bathrooms. Like I said, I suck at about me's, so I'll just wrap this up with; I'm 15 years old, born on March 16.






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  1. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 8:43pm UTC
    read this
    thepenisinhermouth
    now, did you read,
    "the pen is in her mouth?"
    no, you didn't.
    you have such a dirty mind. :]

  2. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 8:16pm UTC
    I Exited Through The 'In' Door
    xxx & l i v e d t o t e l l t h e s t o r y xxx

  3. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 8:08pm UTC
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  4. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 8:05pm UTC
    did you ever once believe that maybe things d i d n ' t work out
    because fate knew that you deserved better?
    complete credittt to __cityofangels :)
    ^^high lighttt beforee youuu commentt!^^

  5. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2009 8:00pm UTC
    Sure, what you say hurts
    But; it's what you don't say
    » that kills. «

  6. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2009 3:29pm UTC
    Every where I looked today,
    I couldn't stop thinking about you.
    Then I realized,
    I was at the zoo.
    *bahahaha. nottt mineee, changed it upp a lil'... (:

  7. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 10:46am UTC
    iThinkifinallyknow_*
    why they call it a ((crush))....
    it's meant to hurt

  8. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2009 10:23am UTC
    i guess i'm just another
    lovestruck teenager, making a guy her everything even
    though she knows she's gonna get crushed in the end.
    *not mineee!(:

  9. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
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    May 20, 2009 6:27pm UTC
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  10. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
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    May 19, 2009 8:54pm UTC
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  11. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2009 8:50pm UTC
    And At Some Point
    you will finally realize
    Guys Are Dicks.
    *no credit. i actually will admit that on this one, 'cause its actually good. i actually kinda didnt get the username of who creds go to, but whateverr, its not mine. ;]

  12. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
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    May 16, 2009 5:44pm UTC
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  13. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2009 8:16pm UTC
    He asked her
    - What do girls want?
    She smiled and said:
    - Someone who w a n t s them back.

  14. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 11:02am UTC
    `*Did You Ever Notice *`
    that there's always that one particular line, in that
    certain song, that always stands out, in a certain
    way. and it r e m i n d s you of that (one) person
    `* You Can't Forget *`
    (credit to xoshelbylovexo)
    ^^highlight before u comment^^

  15. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2009 10:53am UTC
    Welcome to ;
    middle school
    where everything you say
    can & will be used as a
    [ sexual comment . ]

  16. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 3:24pm UTC
    & boys, if your mom
    still drives you to school,
    you're not a gangster.
    p u l l u p y o u r p a n t s

  17. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 3:21pm UTC
    && t h e r e s a r e a s o n w h y t h e y s a y
    teenage years are the toughest
    friendships get ruined.
    rumors are told.
    h e a r t s get broken.
    trust becomes impossible.
    judgment is around every corner.
    && hope is what keeps you g o i n g.

  18. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 3:20pm UTC
    What the hell was God thinking?
    Hmm I think I'll make girls bleed through
    their crotches monthly. That seems fair.
    *not mine, idr whos it was. (:*

  19. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 9:22am UTC
    Sorry sweetie,
    But for some of us, [it's not that simple.]
    But you?
    You can walk through the hallway screaming,
    "Who wants to date me?"
    And atleast fifteen guys would line up at your side.
    So go ahead.
    Go ahead and tell me about the makeout session you had
    with this boy you probably don't even care about.
    And the worst is, you don't even r e a l i z e
    that you have it so easy.

  20. UnderTheseBriteLites UnderTheseBriteLites
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2009 9:14am UTC
    Life Is Like Cereal
    You've got Cheerios - For those quiet. relaxed moments
    & Those Froot Loops for your crazy moments
    And then you have those Lucky Charms; For those Magically Delicious Moments<3

:)

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