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Twix

1. Twix
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   Don't you hate when you're best friend goes out with the person you've had a crush on for forever?
   
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2. Twix
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   0 faves= I'm ugly
   3 faves= I'm okay
   7 faves= I'm cute
   15 faves= I'm pretty
   25 faves= I'm beautiful
   30 faves= I'm breathtaking
   Repost this if you aren't afraid
   
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3. Twix
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   When nothing goes right,
   go left.
   
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4. Twix
   posted a quote
   May 19, 2012 7:47pm UTC
   Girls are like oysters!
   Oysters make pearls.
   But, in order to make a pearl,
   oysters suffer for years.
   The longer the oyster suffers,
   the bigger the pearl.
   Don't give up,
   you'll make a pearl eventually.
   
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5. Twix
   posted a quote
   May 12, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   me: I'm sorry world.
   him: Why?
   me: For being born.
   him: That's stupid.
   me: oh ok...
   him: You're so weird.
   me: ...
   him: Maybe you should kill yourself.
   me: Maybe I will.
   him: What's wrong with you?
   me: everything...
   him: You're right.
   </3
   
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6. Twix
   posted a quote
   May 2, 2012 8:40pm UTC
   S(he's) br(ok)en
   
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7. Twix
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 9:09pm UTC
   If you are depressed,
   you are living in the -past.-
   If you are anxious,
   you are living in the [future.]
   If you are at peace,
   you are living in the {present.}
   
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8. Twix
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 8:30pm UTC
   There is so much a girl can hide,
   One look in her eyes,
   And you see all the pain inside.
   One look at her arms,
   And you see all the scars she bears.
   One look at her heart,
   And you see she really cares.
   
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9. Twix
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   The only way to not get your heart broken, is to act like you don't have one.
   
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10. Twix
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them... :'(
    
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11. Twix
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 7:49pm UTC
    In a couple years, when Asians rule the world, AD will have a new meaning: ASIAN DOMINATION :)
    
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12. Twix
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    If someone you hated died, you would throw a party.
    If someone you kinda liked died, you would cry for an hour.
    If someone you were friends with died, you would cry for a week.
    If someone you loved died, you would cry for two weeks.
    If someone you truly loved with all your heart died, you wouldn't cry for a second. Without a moment's hesitation, you would kill yourself to be with them. <3
    
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13. Twix
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    I guess I should stop talking to you.
    I guess I should stop trying to get you to like me back
    I guess I should give up on you.
    I guess I should stop hoping that you'll like me.
    But, I got an F on my quiz for guessing.
    So, Iknow should keep liking you.
    
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