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  1. Baberz145 Baberz145
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 12:01pm UTC
    From my childhood on ive been through more than i can handle with bullying,depression,and other things i honestly wish someone would just ask for my number and let me vent to them so they can see what im going through. anyone can text me and if you want me number dont be afraid to ask. because ill post it in a quote i dont care who texts me but if ur gonna be mean to me than dont bother.

  2. jessmj027 jessmj027
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    January 1, 2014 3:58am UTC
    I haven't been on here in at least 2 years, and wow, Witty Profiles has changed, sooo sooo much! It appears Witty still has the same, amazing people from two years ago. I hope Witty hasnt changed too much. I don't know if I will adjust.

  3. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    Wow I can't believe Obama is 2014


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2014 2:25pm UTC
    Listen my children to hear the tale
    Of the midnight ride of a brave young girl.
    On the twenty-sixth of April, in seventy-seven,
    She rode her steed like an angel from heaven.
    With the Brits burning Danbury, her father, the colonel
    Had no choice to charge her with the journey, nocturnal.
    The fate of a new nation was riding that night,
    On young Sybil Ludington, her horse, and their flight.
    And no poetic moon shone it's blessed light upon her,
    As it thundered and stormed across thither and yonder.
    Rain drenched her clothes, branches pelted her face,
    As she galloped on dark, muddy paths to each place.
    Choosing carefully the houses of the Patriot allies,
    Passing up those of Brit supporters and Tories,
    She rapped on the doors of those who would trust her,
    And shouted, "Make haste -- to Ludington's muster!"
    And lo! As she galloped through the dark of the night
    A glimmer - and then, a gleam of bright light!
    The fires of Danbury, just a few miles away,
    Glowed on the horizeon like the dawn of the day.
    Shiv'ring and mud covered, her skin cut by thorn bushes,
    She deftly evaded one or two ambushes
    While riding for hours throughout Dutchess County,
    Calling to arms the local Patriots army.
    By the time she returned home to see dawn's first luster,
    Four hundred had anwered her shout out to muster!
    Assembled by her father, all were ready for action
    Tho' they numbered far fewer than the large British faction.
    But with hearts filled with passion the marched off to Danbury,
    And surprised the Brit Regulars, who'd been making damn merry
    With the liberal use of the rum they'd discovered
    When the Patriots hiddn supplies were uncovered.
    In chaotic astonishment drunken redcoats retreated,
    Which swayed the next battle, where the Brits were defeated.
    Sybil was hailed a "heroine", like none'd ever outranked her,
    And even George Washington came calling, and thanked her.
    She was but Sweet Sixteen, Paul's age was forty.
    His miles were sixteen, but her mileage was was forty!
    So why's she forgotten, un-revered in history
    While Revere has the spotlight? It is quite a mystery!
    But any poor poet, no matter how sincere,
    Must embellish the story that promotes his career.
    So, in spite of the stellar job Washington said Sybil'd done
    Poor Longfellow failed to find any rhymes for "Ludington."
    But the poet found words that would rhyme with Revere,
    And his mighty pen caused the real hero to disappear.
    And that is how Paul Revere's ride become history,
    While Sybil still waits for the telling of "Sis"-tory.
    The Midnight Ride of Sybil Ludington; Meryl Ann Butler


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