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ToriShuffleburg

1. ToriShuffleburg
   posted a quote
   June 7, 2012 10:47am UTC
   How immature are you?
   Scale 1-100?
   . . . 69
   ♥
   
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2. ToriShuffleburg
   posted a quote
   June 5, 2012 12:24pm UTC
   0 favs = i'm ugly
   4 favs = im okaay
   8 favs = i'm cute
   16 favs = im beautiful
   26 favs = i'm gorgeous
   30 favs and up = i'm breathtaking
   
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3. ToriShuffleburg
   posted a quote
   May 18, 2012 8:01am UTC
   Fav if ....
   your in school on witty <3
   
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4. ToriShuffleburg
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   Messages
   Hot Guy
   Hot guy: Your really hot wanna go out?
   Me: I have a boyfriend..
   Hot Guy: and i have a math test tomorrow..
   Me: what does that have to do with anything?
   Hot Guy: I thought we were both listing things we can cheat on..
   
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5. ToriShuffleburg
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   February 20, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   ; That awkward momentwhen you say that awkward moment. . .<3
   
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6. ToriShuffleburg
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 11:11am UTC
   Boy: I like you(: do you like me??
   Girl: No.
   Boy: :(
   Girl: You never asked me if I loved you....
   Boy: Oh , do you love me??(:
   Girl: No.
   
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7. ToriShuffleburg
   posted a quote
   January 16, 2012 11:06am UTC
   FACEBOOK
   Update Status:
   FML... </3
   Comments:
   Guy: Shut up .
   Person: COME AT ME BRO.!
   Guy: Challenge excepted....
   
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8. ToriShuffleburg
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   November 22, 2011 6:03pm UTC
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9. ToriShuffleburg
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2011 9:48am UTC
   Facebook:
   Update Status:
   Good morning world of drama...
   
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10. ToriShuffleburg
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    October 22, 2011 1:23pm UTC
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11. ToriShuffleburg
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    I'm sexy
    and I know it(-;
    
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12. ToriShuffleburg
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    That awkk moment when your boyfriend
    is sitting right next to you and you get a
    message from a hot guy. Wanna hang out tonight...?
    Thats when you relise never to let your boyfriend
    read over your sholdier!
    
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13. ToriShuffleburg
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your best friend
    yells at you at lunch for nothing you did
    to deal with her and all you can do is laugh at her and know how ridiculous she looks when everyone is staring. ♥
    
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14. ToriShuffleburg
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2011 11:49am UTC
    ///////////////////////////////
    Your mama is like a door....
    She gets knocked up all the time!
    ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////
    
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15. ToriShuffleburg
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Somedays you can't understand yourself.
    Other days you can have a good time.
    But at the end your always depressed with yourself.
    Move on! Grow up! Stop smoking pot!
    
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16. ToriShuffleburg
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    So theres this kid, and he is like 5 years younger then me, he is hitting on me and thinks i like him.! So does this mean that i am a cougar?:D
    
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17. ToriShuffleburg
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 1:24pm UTC
    So I have this mirror in my room that has a rag over it. I am to afraid to pull it off to see what will be hiding behind it.
    I just need to get over my fear and show my beautiful beauty.
    
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18. ToriShuffleburg
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    October 8, 2011 1:13pm UTC
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19. ToriShuffleburg
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 10:49pm UTC
    I'm newer from your ex, and I'm fresher then your next.<3
    
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