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TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie

1. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
   posted a quote
   February 19, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   Bacon:
   (noun)
   The main reason
   you're not a vegetarian.
   nmf
   -making series-<%2
   
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2. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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   February 19, 2012 4:38pm UTC
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3. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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   February 19, 2012 4:35pm UTC
   Poor:
   (adjective)
   When you have too much
   month at the end of your
   money,
   nmf
   
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4. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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   February 19, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   Eating:
   (verb)
   When there is nothing else to do.
   nmf
   
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5. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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   December 22, 2011 5:38pm UTC
   You're mine and only mine,
   all rights reserved.
   
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6. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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   December 18, 2011 4:19am UTC
   Yes, i'm smiling
   But you're not my reason anymore.
   
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7. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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   December 18, 2011 4:05am UTC
   Laughing sarcasticlly
   then pulling a poker face.
   -nmf.
   
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8. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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   December 18, 2011 3:50am UTC
   Oh, you replaced me?
   cool.
   I just hope she's worth it
   thebrokensmile's format
   
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9. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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   December 18, 2011 3:36am UTC
   There's a wild side to every
   innocent face
   
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10. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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    December 18, 2011 3:30am UTC
    If there was an award
    for eating i'd
    eat it
    
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11. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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    December 18, 2011 3:28am UTC
    A book commits suicide every time you watch
    Jersey Shore
    
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12. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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    November 21, 2011 12:14pm UTC
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13. TooWeirdToLiveTooRareToDie
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    November 21, 2011 11:03am UTC
    You're the reason I wake up in the morning.
    LOL Jk. I usally have to pee..
    
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