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  3. Casiraexo Casiraexo
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2011 9:36am UTC
    Backgrounds; Hot Pink background ;
    Coral Pink background ;
    Orange Backgrounds;
    Hot Pink background ; <div style="background-color: #ff0066;">
    Coral Pink background ; <div style="background-color: #ff3333;">
    Orange background ; <div style="background-color: #ff6600;">
    Yellow background ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    Gold background ; <div style="background-color: #ffcc00;">
    Lime Green background ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    Bright Green background ; <div style="background-color:#00ff00;">
    Cyan background ; <div style="background-color: cyan;">
    Sky Blue background ; <div style="background-color: #0099ff;">
    Turquoise background ; <div style="background-color: #006666;">
    Lavender background ; <div style="background-color: #333ccc;">
    Purple background ; <div style="background-color: #9900ff;">
    Dark Purple background ; <div style="background-color: #330066;">
    just needed to save it :)
    background ;
    Yellow background ;
    Gold background ;
    Lime Green background ;
    Bright Green background ;
    Cyan background ;
    Sky Blue background ;
    Turquoise background ;
    Lavender background ;
    Purple background ;
    Dark Purple background ;
    just needed to save it :)

  4. BeMineBieber_xo BeMineBieber_xo
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    at the start of Phineas & Ferb;;
    it says that there are 104 days of summer vacation, even though there have been about 200 episodes...
    Format---> secretlove707

  5. amandaxo44 amandaxo44
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    favorite this,
    if you miss someone that means more than life itself to you.
    Just so I know I'm not alone .


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  7. Nejin_Karen Nejin_Karen
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Selena Gomez:
    "Who says you're not Perfect?"
    Um well,
    Hannah Montana
    does.


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  9. fave_this_if fave_this_if
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2011 7:13pm UTC
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    Fave This If :
    you think songs can say more than words sometimes.
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    *not my format*


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  11. SAdanceluvxo1023 SAdanceluvxo1023
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    I may be >>brunette<< but I
    have an aweful lot of >>blond <<
    moments.
    not my format <3 :)

  12. smurphnem smurphnem
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 4:02pm UTC
    I pray your breaks go out runnin' down a hill
    I pray a flower pot falls from a window sill
    And knocks you in the head like I'd like to
    I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls
    I pray you're flyin' high and your engine stalls
    I pray all your dreams never come true
    Just know wherever you are honey
    I pray for you

  13. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    APPARENTLY,
    1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

  14. MissEmilyxoxoxo MissEmilyxoxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 7:04pm UTC
    A Letter to your mother;
    A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
    Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
    Your daughter, Judith
    PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

  15. justwish justwish
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    *please read*
    MY 3rd GRADE TEACHER,,
    is the sweetest, kindest person u will evr meet. Earlier in the year, we found out Mrs. Neu had breast cancer. such a wonderful lady had such a horrible battle ahead of her. Even tho she was miserable, she never would sho it on her face, bc thing tht would hurt her the most, was seeing anyone else with a frown.
    Can i get at least ten faves for Mrs. Neu and all those who have breast cancer?

  16. babexoxo babexoxo
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    PHILIPHOBIA;
    is the fear of falling in love and not being loved back.
    *i have this fear *

  17. lilMissSwagga_ lilMissSwagga_
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2011 6:23pm UTC
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    Not mine. I just think its Amazing!! ♥

  18. kboo18 kboo18
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    that akward moment..
    when you’re standing at the bus stop and your friends roll up in a car and you don’t know where to sit in a five-seat car filled with four people.

  19. bzahn bzahn
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 1:54pm UTC
    To LOVE is nothing
    To be LOVED is something
    To LOVE and to be LOVED is everything.

  20. minimicky773 minimicky773
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    Everyone is entitled to have an opinion. Its just that yours is STUPID!

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