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Tman89frost

  1. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:08pm UTC
    "There is always that one bítch who insists on ruining your day."

  2. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:02pm UTC
    I find it hilarious how all these guys are getting attacked for being "fake" and my fúgly butt is just sitting here like "I want attention too."

  3. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    " Time flies when you're throwing watches."

  4. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 2:27am UTC
    That awkward moment :
    When you realize that the magic school bus took a tour of a chickens vágina

  5. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #8:
    Wanting to sleep with Sam, but not wanting to die.

  6. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #7:
    The constant worry that your mom is going to burn on the ceiling.

  7. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #6:
    Grabbing iron,salt,silver and drawing a protection circle every you hear a creak in the house.

  8. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #5:
    Sobbing uncontrollably because of Destiel.

  9. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:42pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #4:
    Sobbing uncontrollably every time you hear "Carry on my Wayward son" .

  10. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #3:
    Wanting an Anti-Possession tattoo, but your parents won't let you get one.

  11. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:38pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #2:
    Bringing salt with you everywhere you go.

  12. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    Supernatural problems #1:
    Trying to explain how much you love Satan to someone without coming off like a Satanist.

  13. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    “So this bìtch!”
    — The start to any great story

  14. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    你是一个阴户
    You're a Cûnt

  15. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 5:03am UTC
    Gravy is meat lotion.

  16. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 5:00am UTC
    Apparently in the game Guess Who it is not okay to ask "Are they clearly a homosexual?"

  17. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 4:40am UTC
    Whenever I see an opinion quote on here
    I want to pull out a spray bottle for cats and squirt the person who wrote it while yelling "No!" "bad opinion!"

  18. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 9:59pm UTC
    It's always a good sign when the sky turns green and the temperature drops 20 degrees in 5 minutes, right?

  19. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    "I wanna be on my own, I'm more than ready, but I don't wanna leave my mom because that means I'm an actual adult doing adulty stuff."

  20. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 2:38am UTC
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    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Did somebody say food?

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