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giulianamadeline
posted a quote
June 20, 2012 10:38am UTC

When I first saw
Princess Diaries
I thought Genovia was a real country.

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klee12
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 10:19pm UTC

what will happen if gay marrage is legalized
a handy pi chart for the confused
. gay people will get married
. a third world war will break out
. the zombie appocalipse will begin
. terrorists will win
. witty will be shut down

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 2:31pm UTC

It's pretty awful
To judge someone
On something they can't change...

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ActivateMyHeart
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 3:17pm UTC

------------------------
Can I see your phone?
Uh...one second.
*delete delete delete*
Here you go.
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*nmf

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 7:08pm UTC

Those scenarios you make up;
in your head when you start to like someone.

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VasHappeninFrancesca
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 1:38pm UTC

I Was Born In The Wrong Country
anyone else?

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lollypopgrl7
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 10:43am UTC

Strangers:
“Excuse me please.”
Family:
“Let me through!”
Best Friends:
“Get the heck out of my way woman!!”

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alainagrace98
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 6:53am UTC

There are 3,301,112,087 girls in the world
and only 5 will get lucky.
- OneDirection ♥
format credit to OneDirection

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BPisAFail
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 8:40am UTC

*Working hard homework*
PHONE: 1 NEW MESSAGE!
*Picks up the phone to reply and mom comes in.
MOM: So! You've been texting this whole time.

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angelieslee
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:03pm UTC

mom: you're beautiful
grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
mom's friend: wow, she's flawless!
friends: you're so pretty!
boys: call animal patrol I think we just discovered a rare breed of dog
^this made me laugh so much

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anna*
posted a quote
February 4, 2012 10:04pm UTC

I NEVER KNEW
friendship came with an expiration date.

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sayheyilyx
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 5:54pm UTC

I'd take a bullet for you♥
Not in the, head though.
But like... in the leg or something. and it'd have to be a nerf bullet.♥

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hannahlovesxox
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 4:17pm UTC

hannahlovesxoxfade
SAVE A BED.
SLEEP IN MY ARMS

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xotaylor73
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 4:53pm UTC

Who else got that
frightening message from Steve about swearing.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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dominiqueeewale
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 4:59pm UTC

"worst.idea.ever. "
*pause*
"let's do it."
♥

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xNeonCookiiex
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 4:44pm UTC

You Love Witty
Profiles?
Then stop swearing. Steve post, 2 hours ago, that if none of the 'swearing quotes' are deleted, then he is shutting witty :( Witty is shutting 'cause of google.
I'mma go to pympy profiles, or that.
LET'S DO A PETITION?!
LETS GET THIS TO THE
TOP QUOTES, SO
STEVE CAN SEE IT!!
AND SIGN IT? THANKS.
I WILL FOLLOW EVERY
MEMBER WHO FAVES/
COMMENTS!
THIS IS NOT FOR
FAVES!!

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EllieBabeex33
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 6:14pm UTC

/reads message from steve/
HOLY CRAP, 2012 IS THE END OF THE WORLD.

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 4:21pm UTC

Dad: Why do kids swear so much? Jeez.
Mom: Swearing's like a second language to them.
Dad: I thought that was sarcasm.
Teenager: No, see, we're bilingual. We speak two languages.
Swearing and sarcasm. No, we're multilingual .. you have to count English.
Mom: I thought teenagers spoke four languages.
Teenager: .. What?
Mom: Sarcasm, swearing, English and lies.
Boom. Dissed by my momma.

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zpoiledrotton313
posted a quote
January 2, 2012 11:26am UTC

Boy Meets World QUOTES:
Eric: "Man, I cannot get this jar open."
Jack: "That's because it's a can. "

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SocietyKilledTheTeenager
posted a quote
November 28, 2011 1:41pm UTC

I think Lady Gaga just puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
- Orlando Bloom ♥

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