This is the fairytale that should have been read to us when we were little:
once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful independant self-assured
princess, stumbled upon a frog
as she sat contemplating
ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted
pond in a verdant meadow near
her castle.
the frog hopped into the princesses
lap and said:
"elegant lady, i was once a
handsome prince, until an evil witch
cast a spell on me.
one kiss from you however,
and i will turn back into the dopper
young prince that i am.
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and set up house keep in your castle
with my mother, where you can prepare
my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children, and forever feel greatful and happy doing so".
that night, as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frogs legs, seasoned with white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself,
" i dont fucken think so"
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