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Time_Travellerx

Status: Crocodile

Member Since: 2 Sep 2012 01:24pm

Last Seen: 15 Nov 2012 03:04pm

Location: Somewhere Over the rainbow

Gender: F

user id: 328919

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About Me 

I Like: Katy Perry, the Smurfs, Harajuku Lovers, Little Mix, 
One Direction, Drawing, Japanese dolls, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, Hello Kitty, Sanrio
The Hunger Games, Fashion, Vintage things
(pretty much anything that looks vintage! lol), 
Chocolate, Monster High dolls 
(and any other weird dolls), Pizza, Stardoll, Moshi Monsters (toys only!) 
Chocolate Ice Cream, The sims 1&2 Grapes,
Cathy Cassidy, errr, Disney films (who doesnt secretly?),
Tangled, Designing clothes, textiles
and LOTS MORE!

 

  1. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:28pm UTC
    Rubbish Joke
    No#13
    What bone will a dog never eat??
    A trombone.

  2. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    Rubbish Joke
    No#12
    What does a wicked chicken lay?
    deviled eggs!

  3. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 2:24pm UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#11
    What is a Karate Experts favourite drink?
    KARA-TEA!

  4. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, Drifting through the wind Wanting to start again? Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin Like a house of cards, One blow from caving in? Do you ever feel already buried deep? 6 feet under screams but no one seems to hear a thing Do you know that there's still a chance for you 'Cause there's a spark in you You just gotta ignite the light, and let it shine Just own the night like the 4th of July 'Cause baby you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh" As you shoot across the sky-y-y Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colours burst Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh" You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, awe" You don't have to feel like a wasted space You're original, cannot be replaced If you only knew what the future holds After a hurricane comes a rainbow Maybe your reason why all the doors are closed So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow And when it's time, you'll know You just gotta ignite the light, and let it shine Just own the night like the 4th of July 'Cause baby you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go "Oh, oh, oh" As you shoot across the sky-y-y Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colours burst Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, Oh" You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, awe" Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon It's always been inside of you, you, you And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough 'Cause baby you're a firework Come on, show 'em what you're worth Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, Oh" As you shoot across the sky-y-y Baby, you're a firework Come on, let your colours burst Make 'em go "Oh, Oh, Oh" You're gonna leave 'em all in "awe, awe, awe" Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon Boom, boom, boom Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

  5. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#10!
    What do you call a one eyed deer?
    No Idea.
    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
    Still No idea!

  6. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#9
    Whats Orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot

  7. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    'Just close your eyes the sun is going down
    You'll be alright
    no-one can hurt you now
    come morning light,
    you and i'll be safe and sound'
    -Taylor Swift

  8. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 2:59pm UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#8
    Whats a frogs favourite drink?
    Croaka Cola

  9. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    'Popularity'
    What does it matter?
    In a few years time things like 'Popularity' and 'fitting in', wont matter
    in a few years time so why is it so important now?
    People get bullied for being different or 'weird'. But those are the best people...

  10. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#7
    What did the fisherman say to the magican?
    Pick a cod any cod!

  11. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 1:12pm UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#6
    Knock Knock
    Whos there?
    Dr
    Dr Who?
    YOU JUST SAID IT!!!

  12. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    Thanks to everyone thats faved our commented on my quotes, It means alot to me as its my 2nd day on witty so THANK YOU!

  13. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#5
    A man walked into a bar
    Ouch!

  14. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 8:01am UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#4
    Patient: Doctor doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains.
    Doctor: Pull yourself together mand.

  15. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:28am UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#3
    Q: Why do polar bears not eat penguins?
    A: They cant get the wrappers off.

  16. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 7:26am UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#2
    Two blondes walk into a building........ you'd think at least
    one of them would have seen it

  17. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2012 6:55am UTC
    Rubbish Joke No#1
    My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him
    in.

  18. Time_Travellerx Time_Travellerx
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    Your Original
    Cannot Be Replaced
    FromFireworkKatyPerry

:)

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