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mads*
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 7:01pm UTC

my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said
"do it in the butt" and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

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brickbyboringbeth*
posted a quote
September 18, 2013 12:20pm UTC

私たちの最高の不幸で幸せを見つける
the best of us find happiness in misery

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Steve
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Check out the new Witty Profiles before everyone else.
http://test.wittyprofiles.com
Let me know what needs improvement and I'll fix it.I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 7:51pm UTC

There is an clear difference
between liking someone and LIKE liking someone.

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iluvyousomuch
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May 18, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Why is it so hard to talk to your crush? Is it the way they look at you? The way they say your name? It`s probably the way they laugh. Maybe it`s how they mess with their hair. Whatever it is, when you`re talking them you get those butterflies in your tummy,and that blush on your cheeks, and you wish with all your might that the conversation will never,ever,end.

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Erica_213
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 11:06am UTC

On this day a year ago I stumbled on this website full of quotes.
After becoming apart of it I've realized how many amazing people were on this site
and all these people have changed my life.
I've made some really great friends.
So a shoutout to them,
thanks for being here for me.
I'm sure witty has been an escape for most of the people on here.
Even for me.
So thanks Steve for creating this website♥

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 2:27am UTC

when boys say lesbian couples are hot but gay guys are disgusting:
no.
when girls say gay guys are adorable but lesbians are disgusting:
also no.
when anyone thinks anyone is disgusting because of what gender they prefer:
no. no. no

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 3:36pm UTC

one time in high school i didn't read the assigned book
and i was like screw it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some bs about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book.

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 9:12pm UTC

I wish you lived down the street.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Storyofmylife586
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 7:48pm UTC

I am told I am ugly, but I can't see it. My alien eyes see the beautiful things wherever i go, my big nose gives me character, my big mouth speaks out to injustice, my hears that stick will always hear you calling , my big feet to always run to your side.So no I am not ugly, I am beautiful for seeing who I truly am

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chachawawabubu
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Plot Twist: Steve is the dinosaur.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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unicornjackson
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 12:33am UTC

The new Kindle commercial features a gay couple.
Truly amazing.

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jane :-)*
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 1:38am UTC

TEEN
TITANS

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LoveYourOwnWay
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 9:45pm UTC

I was on that page called "People You Are Ignoring"
And the caption above the search box was saying that you can type in user names in the box you ignore them and all of a sudden it said:
"*cough*1D*cough*"
Nice job Steve, Nice job.

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TimothyJames
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 5:43pm UTC

Oh so because I'm a guy I shouldn't be on witty?
TOO BAD BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

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AntiBasil
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 1:50pm UTC

They laugh at me
because I'm different;
I laugh at them
because they're all the same.

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