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Mio5amore
posted a quote
September 8, 2011 1:13pm UTC

Boy: Marry me..?
Girl: Do you have a house...?
Boy: No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car...?
Boy: No..
Girl: How much is your salary..?
Boy: No salary, but...
Girl: No but.You have nothing.
How can I marry you? LEAVE PLEASE!!
Boy: (talking to himself) I have one villa, 3 property
lands, 3 ferrari ' s, and 3 Porsche's. Why would I need
to have a BMW ? How could I get a salary when
I'm the boss!
♥

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emilyxxox*
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 7:55pm UTC

There was a piece of chocolate cake in the fridge and a note that said, "don't eat me." Now, there's an empty plate and a note that says,
"don't worry, I don't eat paper."

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Chellsey
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 6:14pm UTC

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO?
Favorite this quote, not for me, but for Steve.
He does so much for us, yet still people give
him a hard time about things they don't feel are right.
& to show Steve that we are all very greatful
for everything he's doing for us, we should all favorite
this quote for him to see.
With out Witty, a lot of us wouldn't be the people
we are today. & I know for a lot of us girls maybe
some guys, this site has definately change us,
for the good.
Comment how Witty has changed you so Steve can know
how much of an impact Witty has on us (:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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emilyp0527
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 7:15pm UTC

Want to know something funny??
first fav this quote, [<3]
then hold dow ctrl and w(:

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XxprettixX
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 10:11pm UTC

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Sometimes the person who tries the hardest to make everyone else happy
is the most lonely person. So never leave them alone, because,
they will never admit they need you.
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Potatoechipdip
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 9:19pm UTC

Hi, I'm a bra.
And i touch your girlfriends boobs everyday.
Jealous yet?

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livelovedance
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 4:29pm UTC

it's kinda
weird to get someone flowers.
imean, if you think about it...♥
"here, take these flowers.
and watch them slowly die. ..
becauseiloveyou..♥

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kellyyy9398
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 4:29pm UTC

I don't know where I would be without google translate.

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JustAGirl87
posted a quote
September 6, 2011 5:21pm UTC

I just watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking, "wow, dogs are easily entertained".
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Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.

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timbit4567
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 4:05pm UTC

So, yesterday i was making weird faces at this So
really hot kid who's in my grade in the parking lot. I usually do this in my sisters car with tinted windows, but today her car was getting cleaned, so we took my dads car. I noticed the kid was staring at me and looked kinda freaked out. Then I realized:
"These windows aren't tinted are they?"
"Nope."
"Perfect."

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