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  1. Vivaalajuicy Vivaalajuicy
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    "I swear to drunk I'm not god." Fave if you get it! ;)Not my format.

  2. itsemma1 itsemma1
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 1:01pm UTC
    Admit it,
    We all have at least one person's
    number that doesn't know we
    have it.

  3. emilyjonesxox emilyjonesxox
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    dear mother nature...
    i'd like to cancel my monthly subsciption... ♥
    to t to

  4. sweetart11 sweetart11
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 6:47pm UTC
    When You Fall In Love...
    it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an e a r t h q u a k e, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to 'mate' every second of the day. It is not lying awake at night imagining that he is k i s s i n g every part of your body. No... don't blush. I am telling you some truths. For that is just being in love; which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over, when being in love has burned away...
    -Captain Corelli's Mandolin

  5. taaylor taaylor
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 1:09am UTC
    So who else didn't
    know Cookie Monsters real name was Sid?
    o_O

  6. erikaajaguarr96 erikaajaguarr96
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    & I Can't Help But Wonder;
    ---> when will it be my turn to have a perfect boyfriend? ♥

  7. GymnastBabee97 GymnastBabee97
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 6:28pm UTC

    smiling but we're
    ---------------------------xx close to tears,
    even after all these years. xxx----------
    not my coding.

  8. ilovemusicxoxo89 ilovemusicxoxo89
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 2:41pm UTC
    Awesome Comebacks #2
    Why don't you just pull a Michael Jackson and "Beat It?!!?!"

  9. loveroflifeandbasketball27 loveroflifeandbasketball27
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 6:56pm UTC
    I break all the rules!
    HEHE PLEASE FAVE THIS!
    Rule:
    Don't Highlight This Quote!
    Fave if you just broke that rule!
    Format to Lu2Mermaid

  10. Hazel_Eyes_09 Hazel_Eyes_09
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 11:14am UTC
    On the computer
    then being bored and leaving.
    [and coming back on 5 minutes later]

  11. twelforever18 twelforever18
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 11:22am UTC
    Sometimes i wonder, if anyone looks at me and thinks, “Wow, she’s pretty.”♥ notmy format

  12. juliiex555 juliiex555
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    Ok, So for 100 faves
    I will call the guy i fell in love with last summer,
    and ask for him to be mine this summer again.
    ♥ just need a motivation,
    please fave!

  13. softballgurl10 softballgurl10
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    It was a typical everyday eighth grade party.
    Every girl had a guy to dance with.
    Their was this pretty girl all alone in the corner looking for a guy to dance with her.
    Two best friend boys flipped a coin to see which one would get her.
    The guy that called heads won.
    The danced that whole party.
    That night the boy asked the pretty girl out on a date.
    Six years my mother was born.
    Thank God my grandfather called heads.

  14. tiana tiana
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 6:26pm UTC
    Fave this
    if you know someone
    who needs a
    good smack in the face with a
    shovel.

  15. Boink_Tastic Boink_Tastic
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    You remind me
    of my Chinese friend,
    Ug Lee. [;

  16. xForeverMyselfx xForeverMyselfx
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 3:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. heytherebeatifulx heytherebeatifulx
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    W h e n we W e r e K ids we had
    webkinz, club penguin , & milsberry main,
    but now , we have
    facebook, wittyprofiles, & youtube.
    notmyforamt.

  18. Brittanee Brittanee
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2011 3:26am UTC
    Guys are officially ten times sexier with their long sleeves pushed up.

  19. mnmlover9 mnmlover9
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 8:14pm UTC
    AND I'M SO SORRY...
    That I'm nothing like her

  20. XxLyDiAxX XxLyDiAxX
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    CAPS LOCK.
    UNLEASH THE MOTHER F*CKING FURY

:)

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