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  1. Sooryforpartyrockin Sooryforpartyrockin
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:21pm UTC
    That moment when,
    you can't figure out
    if the person is a
    boy or a girl


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  3. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    "Don't call a girl a flirt when
    she's just being nice,
    don't call a girl obsessed if she's just in love"
    -Zayn Malik
    format credit to OneDirection

  4. dydy dydy
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons
    >>>squirt juice in your enemies eyes
    nmf

  5. FunMarissa1234 FunMarissa1234
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    What to do in life:
    ☐ Be someone your NOT so some
    popular will like you
    ☑ Be YOURSELF and stick by true friends that
    will always be there for you!

  6. Sooryforpartyrockin Sooryforpartyrockin
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    Laughing so hard,
    no noise coming out,
    so you sit there clapping,
    like a retarded seal.

  7. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    "Age is just a number!" ;)
    yeah, and jail is just a room.
    format credit to OneDirection

  8. ThatOneGirlNamedEmily ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    teenage years expectations:
    staying out late, partying, boyfriends, first kisses, first love, popular, perfect hair, perfect body, have a ton of friends, laughing so much your stomach hurts, bikinis, tan, no insecurities, good grades.
    teenage years reality:
    feeling alone, insecurities, having nobody, no guys, no kisses, socially awkward, tests are hard, crying, big sweatshirts, bad grades, no boyfriends.

  9. brooke* brooke*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:04pm UTC
    Harry; What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?
    My zipper ;)
    One direction <3

  10. arenaud arenaud
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when people are singing happy birthday to you and you just sit there
    wierdly.
    nmq nmf

  11. Walshy Walshy
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:35pm UTC
    I always wonder. .
    Why do the girls in the horror movies look for the killer? Why not run out of the house?

  12. tracylivesunderyourbed tracylivesunderyourbed
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 1:43pm UTC
    I want to go back to the time
    when making sure my barbies were looking perfect
    was my biggest worry

  13. red_vans101 red_vans101
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Girls should be like butterflies,
    Beautiful and hard to catch.
    Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

  14. NeverForgetYourBeauty NeverForgetYourBeauty
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Periods
    God's way of punishing girls for.. wait.. what did we do again? Guys are the bastards who deserve it..

  15. shinetime123 shinetime123
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Weird Thought
    Everyone who has every lived, has seen the same moon. You have seen the same moon as Moses,George Washington,Elvis Presley,Noah, and Jesus Christ. Awweessooommeee!

  16. danser4life danser4life
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    I love how
    the people who are getting top qoutes are not even thinking them up, well some are but most of them are about one direction, and i like one direction but its just getting annoying. i keep on seeing the same qoutes over and over again I have almost been on witty a year and its getting old seeing the same qoutes over and over again. i wish people actually thought them up, not jocked qoutes.

  17. lululala lululala
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Adults are kids with money

  18. memories :(* memories :(*
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 1:26pm UTC
    Life Isn't About Finding Yourself,
    Life Is About Creating Yourself ♥

  19. Rozzy333 Rozzy333
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    I'm captivated, by you baby
    Like a firework show
    ♥♥♥

  20. Jenna50 Jenna50
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    Being nice to someome you dislike doesn't mean that you are fake it means that you are mature enough to tolerate your dislikes toward them!(:

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