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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 28, 2012 11:11am UTC

Random things to do
(31
Go to the shops and see if you can get the clerk to sell you just one
M&M
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 7:44pm UTC

Random things to do
(30
Go into a elevator with lots of people then stare at the buttons.
Say,
"I don't get it"
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 6:48pm UTC

Random things to do
(29
Dress up as Bill Nye then go into a mall or wallmart then shout,
"SCIENCE RULES!"
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 8:19pm UTC

So, 143 means I love you?
because I=one letter, love=four letters and you=3+ letters
However...
143 also means:
"I hate you", "I stab you", "I chew you", "I like pie", "A pink fly", "A tiny zit", and "I kill you."
hmmm...
not my format

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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 8:04pm UTC

What if...?
sweat was natures way to show your body is crying?
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Random things to do
(29
Run out of a zoo screaming,
"I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 7:30am UTC

"I'm not lazy...
I'm just on enrgy saving mode "
-Adventure time
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 23, 2012 6:39am UTC

Random things to do
(28
Get into a crowded elvator then say,
"I know you're all wondering why I gathered you all here today"
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 7:11pm UTC

"I'm sorry that I ate all of your
crops,
even though your all still really fat, and I probably helped you lose some weight.."
-Adventure time
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:47pm UTC

Random things to do
(27
Go into a furniture store yell,
'FOR NARNIA!"
then go into one of the cupboards
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 2:43pm UTC

Random things to do
(26
Go into a public bathroom stall and sing,
'Taking care of Business'
very loudly
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 8:37am UTC

Random things to do
(25
Buy a pack of skittles or M&M's,
look at the ingredients and
try to make your own.
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 5:50pm UTC

Random things to do
(24
When people ask you a question shout,
"FOR NARNIA!"
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 3:52pm UTC

Everything is better with a...
Mustache
: {)
not my format

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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 3:08pm UTC

Random things to do
(23
Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go to BurgerKing
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 8:59am UTC

Random things to do
(22
Call Pizza Hut and try to sell THEM pizza
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 6:46am UTC

Random things to do
(21
Go to the pet shop and buy bird seeds,
then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 3:22pm UTC

Random things to do
(20
Go to McDonalds and ask for diet water,
when you get it spit it out and shout,
"I SAID DIET!"
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 19, 2012 8:53am UTC

Random things to do
(19
Buy food from BurgerKing and eat it at McDonalds,
then say you got kicked out of BurgerKing
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The_epical_one
posted a quote
August 18, 2012 8:54pm UTC

Random things to do
(18
Put a walkie-talkie in a tree
and hide (somewhere close by),
when people walk past the tree shout and see their reaction.
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